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I love Bob's Burgers. No it's not my Chicken Tendies talking…talking... I actually am a fan of the show…show... This show is currently on my top 3 favorite shows. So much so, I have collected all 5 seasons (well, to that point), a Tina and Gene coffee mug, a BurgerBoss game, a Louise bunny hat, et al. I even had myself a Bob's Burger-O's, a cereal full of burger ingredients; but that by itself contained a lost episode on VHS. Ohhh boy, I just love a lost episode; and it was a videotape fresh from a cereal box. To be frank, I've encountered many lost episodes before, like ALF, Muppets, Metroid, Home Improvement, Seinfeld's The Warning, DragonballZ, Dudley DoRight, Adventure Time, MST3k, Fresh Prince, the WWF…WWF... ohhh those were beautiful lost episodes. But this…this... this was strange. When I put on the TV, put the VHS tape in my own VCR player cause I couldn't afford a Blu-Ray/DVD/Netflix/Digital Amazon combo pack; but regardless, as I pushed play…play... this is what I got.
 
When the intro played; well, the music was instead just dull xylophone playing as the burger unfolds, then introducing the Belcher family looking utterly expressionless. In addition, their clothes were filthy as if they were homeless. When the rats came in bob's ol burger joint; the rats took 'em followed by series of loud screaming from the family. That intro shook me so much I almost fainted and gushed cum all over my carpet, but alas, I got up and nothing's ever gonna keep me down, even if I get knocked down, and thus the episode begun.
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As Louise grasped Jimmy Pesto, she muttered to her in a sinister way, "You know my dad wants this to happen at some time." She then set both restaurants on fire as the episode acted like she was Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.
 
But where were Bob and Linda…Linda...? They were also happened to be at Jimmy Pesto's Pizza. They were burnt to pieces. But what's funny was that Jimmy and Bob were enemies competing each other as rival restaurants. Good Burger anyone?
 
I shut the tape off nevertheless. I got so frightened that I snatched the tape out of the dull VCR- I ran out of my apartment with my fat belly just trying to lose weight, and I threw the tape in the lake as I threw rock with. That tape will sail away. And it will burn.
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That was exactly what happened. All three shoved a valve of- Bob Belcher's Propane in my mouth as I fainted. No meds to take. Nothing. I am dead inside.
 
Louise Belcher…Belcher... forgive me for using my fanboy goggles for this.
 
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