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However when the intro screen finish I notice something for a split second sonic's eyes were bloodshot and the copyright year turn to say ©sega 420. I dismissed this as a glitch or something. Plus I was aboot 3 cans in at the time so a didn't worry too much. Apart from that the game was normal for the first few levels until I got to the first battle wiff robotnik. He said "wa haha, imma spark you out you stoopid hedgeboy." Robotnik then punch sonic. I then cried for a bit because sonic was me favourite character. Sonic then he got back up and transformed into Bongik!!!! He then said "sup fuckers. Imma smoke up if that's okay with you's like?" And he did bcs robotnik and tails were cool with it. (Oh yeah I forgot to mention tails was there)
But then all of a sudden sonic.exe appeared and killed Bongik. I then cried again for a bit bcs Bongik was my new favourite character. And he was so cool he didn't deserve it. Tails then proceeded to bust ass at gale force seven and it completely destroy my compooter. I then cried again for a bit bcs that computer was me favourite character. After about 15.56264636 seconds I hear something from over my shoulder "imagine there's no
I quickly turn around to sea who the fuck it was. To my surprise it was a hyper realistic gal gadoue! And she brought a heipar realstick sonic.exe with her!. Sonic then stabbed me dog, scuffbag. I then said "wot Yee dee that for?! Yee chibbed me fuqin dug ye bastad!"
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