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Finally my mother left and I was able to play my brand new favorite game! When I first turn on the game everything started normally, I looked at the cartridge and thought I had noticed the blood was actually disappearing from the cartridge, I shrugged this off as a consequence of the rain cloud constantly being overhead.
 
I played for hours and eventually stumbled upon the first bunny in the basement, now normally this bunny should be a soft rectangular yellow…yellow... but this time he was a deep red almost like bb----adly munched cherries but also darker.
 
I quickly captured the bunny rabbit curious to see if he had anything new to say, alas he just said the same thing he always says and he gave me a blue power star but this time my star count did ant increase by one instead, it decreased by one. This is scared me to the point where I didn't want to play more, I quickly remove the cartridge from the slot with two fingers and threw the cartridge against my newly placed door but instead of bouncing off of the door like I had anticipated it shot through the door into the floor into the first story of our house. I went to the first floor navigating the sea of adorable Beagles. Before I knew it I was up to my erect nipples in Beagles, eventually I came to the spot where the game should have landed instead all I found was a large hole Beagles pouring in.
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I played about four stars in Big Boos Haunt when I suddenly had a spooky feeling coming from right behind me, I slammed my head 180 degrees and was so spooked I nearly spilled my Sunny D all over the room!
 
What I saw…saw... was a Boo but in real life and spooky!
 
When I looked upon his nearly transparent face he would cover his eyes. I remembered what to do here, what with Super Mario 64 being my favorite game and all. I thought to myself "I will look away and wait for the Boo to approach before doing a backflip rubbing my knees along the ceiling and finishing off the foolish apparition with a Ground pound!"
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I descended upon a sea of Beagles swimming through the pleasant fluff of mans best friend to my front door, I opened the door, Beagles spilling onto the porch before darting in every which direction, and quickly thought of a plan! I would visit my best friend Tom to see what he did when he was being haunted by a Sonic plushie or something. It was late so I kicked in the door only to see my best friend Tom locked in epic combat with the Sonic plushie once again! I eagerly tapped Tom on the shoulder and asked what to do about my situation, this distracted Tom and it was then that the plushie made its final move decapitating my best friend Tom. I stood back in HORROR at what had just happened realizing that I MAY have had something to do with his death. Eventually, the Sonic Plushie faded to black and floated out of the house, I decided to search around to find a way to cure myself before my super spooky problems got to me like they got to my cute best friend Tom.
 
I entered his room and there it sat…sat... the legendary Sunny D beverage that killed his console in that overdone creepypasta. I grasped the Sunny D into my bosom and darted toward my house I thrust the cold refreshing beverage toward the Boos face and it accepted the drink, we are friends now, and EVERYTHING is back to normal!
 
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