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I was about 11 years old, bored after school. I was on the /idgames archive, looking for some cool new DOOM WADs to play, when I stumble across this one called "Bootysnap.pk3". "Seems legit", I thought to myself. The name was tantalizing; it beckoned me to run it. So, I downloaded it, and ran it on ZDoom. The first thing I see is that the background is taken straight out of the hentai anime Cream Lemon. I know this because I've probably jacked off to it more times I can imagine; there truly is nothing that allows my cum to flow more than that show.

 

The logo sprite was the same, except the letter M was replaced with G. DOOG 2, it said. Of course, this was quite "sus" as the kids say. But, I soldiered on.

So, the first level had a MIDI of Savage Garden's "Truly Madly Deeply" playing, and it started off in this forest with a shotgun right in front of your starting position. The place was quite serene, and the tree sprites were very nice looking. There were lampposts, which were turned off, but 8-directional. "This guy knows how to design a map." I thought to myself.

 

Running ahead, I reached a building which looked like some sort of base. The place was white on the outside, and after opening its door, I was greeted to a beautifully made building. There were 2 sergeants, and after taking them out, I acquire the shotgun. However, when I processed forth, the level ended abruptly. The name of the level was "Shart" and the background image was a black woman smiling with the caption "My Husband Can Only Sex Me In The Sofa".

The second level was titled "Spawning Vats", and for the first couple of rooms it was just like the level from DOOM 1. However, it took a weird turn after I opened a random door.

It cut to this sprite of Sonic standing naked with a 12 inch cock. "Wtf?" I thought to myself. Then, some text showed up. It said: "You're thought you can ecsape? You can not. Prepare for final ;)". Then, the level ends, and the next level was titled "..."

 

It then cuts to this image of a Tupac having sex with a catgirl Tomoko Kuroki. It then says "YOU'RE ASS SHALL BE FUCKED ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!" and right after that, I felt a presence behind me. But, before I could process how it looked, it took off my pants and rammed me raw in the ass till I died.

 

The end.