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I then rolled over on top of the wizard and squeezed his eyes shut. He tried to scream out, but was unable to do so as he was suffocated by my body.
I then apologized to the wizard for killing him. He seems surprised that I would even wanted to apologize since he was killed by another wizard.
I then headed back to the bank where I found that the guards were dead. The wizards were also killed in the same way.
I then walked up to the ATM machine and pressed the button. A few seconds later, I heard a loud beeping noise, followed by a high pitched squeal.
The screen lit up with a message, saying:
My soul now resides inside the ATM. I looked at the screen and saw the words
I then entered the soul
I thought about how
I then approached the soul bank teller, who looked at me with suspicion.
I then pulled out 7 million souls and placed them into an envelope. I put it into the mailbox and mailed it off. I waited until the next day and opened the mailbox. I saw the envelope waiting for me.
I then arrived at the soul movie theater, which was located in a seedy part of town.
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I entered the theater and took a seat near the front row. I watched the first film. Garfield is a very funny character. After watching the film, I began to wonder if I should go to the soul bank or continue watching the films.
I continued watching the films and soon realized that
I then explained to the patron that he was dead and is currently a ghost, but he
I then passed my hand through his chest and convinced him. He let me pass and I left the the theater.
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I then told him to fix the lawnmowers, but he said no.
I then said:
He agreed and handed me a key to the nearest house.
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I then asked her what her name is. She said that her name is Mary.
I then gave Mary 1 million souls. I then gave her a note, saying that
I then went to Heaven, where I found Mary sitting in a chair with a book in her lap.
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