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Okay, guys. I
So,
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==Recap==
Basically, I was looking for some brawl hacks, because I had to format my SD card, all of my hacks were deleted. I was looking for something new and exciting. I went to Google, and typed in
When the page loaded, it was just a black background with green font. There were 3 tabs at the top in white font, Home, About, and Download. I was on the home tab, and it said this on the page:
Huge Mistake.
You see, when I clicked the download tab, All of the other tabs disappeared. Even when I reloaded my browser, deleted my cookies, they were gone. I also noticed that there was a visitor counter. It read
I looked at the screenshots while it was downloading, and oh my god. The screenshots made the hack look amazing, everything looked realistic. Zelda was a real woman holding fire, Bowser was this huge fucking spiky turtle. Everything was so realistic, It made me really excited. The file was done downloading. It only had one file,
==June 14, 2012==
I played the hack today. It
I pressed start, and sure enough, the regular menu came up, although without music. There were 3 things on the main screen: SOLO, MURDER, and OPTIONS. I went to MURDER, because I assumed that would let me battle with CPUs. When I got into the MURDER screen, all it had was the
And I say started normally because it only started normally. I was at the Eldin Bridge stage. My opponents were Zelda, Toon Link, and Ganondorf. I happily walked over to Zelda and slashed at her. What happened next terrified me.
It cut to a cinematic where Link Slashed Zelda vertically, and it split her right down the middle. Her dead body lay on the stone bridge, her organs strewn around her. I heard the pseudo-announcer again,
==June 30, 2012==
I've decided to go back to my Wii and play again. I
==July 1, 2012==
Holy shit, guys. So, I booted up my Wii yesterday, and guess what? Instead of showing the Wii menu, it just loaded up brawl, with Link standing over
Ganondorf jumped, and avoided the arrow. It cut to a cinematic where the Arrow pierced Toon
Ganondorf looked at Link with this terrified expression. Ganon got on his knees and begged Link for mercy. It zoomed up on
It showed Toon
==July 19, 2012==
Sorry for not doing anything for a while, but I think I pretty much know what happened. I sent my friend the hack, too, but he played with Mario instead, It was in the mushroomy kingdom stage. His CPU opponents were Peach, Luigi, and Bowser.
Now this is where it gets pretty weird. I think that, the guy who made the hack, Jeff, killed his family. I believe that Jasmine was his wife, and maybe the one who was Toon Link was his son, and his Brother, Or Ganondorf was killed by him too. Maybe his brother was visiting Jeff and Jasmine? Maybe Jeff went all psycho on them? I honestly
==July 25, 2012==
So sorry for not doing this sooner.
==July 26, 2012==
I played the game again. I think
I selected
I pressed
Nothing else came up. It disappeared after about 30 seconds of me pressing many buttons, fearful of the low hum getting louder and louder.
There was only one option on the main screen now.
A bunch of weird-looking monsters came out.
A text box popped up, saying:
I pressed
My heart was racing as
All it said was
==October 14, 2012==
Okay, guys. The game is normal again, but now
They started the day after I
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