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So, I was working as an intern at Nickeloden Studios because plot. I got to see the episodes of SpongeBob that were 'supposedly' locked in the Nickeloden Vaults. Maybe? I don't know. I honestly found some gems like a unaired version of WhoBob Whatpants. But, that’s a story for another day. I finally finished my taxes because the cops were on my ass at any given moment. Those pigs. Oink oink. Damn little motherfuckers with their rules and regulations. Bleh! Who gives a flying shit?▼
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But, back to what I was saying. I saw a lot of SpongeBob episodes. Some of them had names that I thought were jokes. Like for example; Squidward Spreads Rumours about Patrick’s Micropenis, SpongeBob Gets His Hand Trapped in a Meat Grinder and Sandy Cheats on SpongeBob for Reddit Karma. Just to name a few. One episode was, different, however.
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The episode was called Brown Mist. Apparently, according to the person who made it. The person’s name was unknown BTW. It was a 'successor' to the hit episode that gave children nightmares, Red Mist! (Also known as Squidward’s Suicide).
I was kinda suspicious. It was a tape. A very strange one at all. The tape itself looked old and there was only one thing written on it. That was the words Brown Mist
I inserted the tape. It began rather strangely. It started with the generic and classic intro. However, something wasn’t quite right. There was what appeared to be whispering in the background. The whispering itself sounded distorted and weird. Couldn’t make out what they were saying.
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Squidward was pissed. So, he seemed to burst the window open. He looked down, screamed. He looked up. He looked enraged.
''<nowiki/>'Will you
I couldn’t believe my ears. Squidward swore? He flipped off the camera. My heart started to
The sky got darker. The screen started to flash and Squidward seemed to be made out of flesh. Hyper-realistic flesh. It wasn’t CGI. Crazy, I know.
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It cut to Squidward, playing at the Bubble Bowl. But this time, it was called the Cock & Balls Bowl. Strange. I kept watching.
Squidward started to play his instrument. He played lots of ear-splitting notes. Blaring out of the speakers. It made my heart beat fast. It zoomed into Squidward’s face. He seemed to be sweating. In the background, I noticed something. A giant dildo statue was visable outside of the bubble. The statue
The crowd didn’t seem to like that. So, they decided to say some things. For example, SpongeBob said something mean. This is what he said.
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''<nowiki/>'Squidward is coming, lock your doors, you will die.'''
The tape ended with brown static. I was shocked. So shocked. The person who made it got arrested for making it by the local officers of the state of Ohio. For
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