BurningTorrent Celebrates the Legalisation of Gay Marriage in The USA: Difference between revisions
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about this yet, but it was pretty obvious what they were doing. |
about this yet, but it was pretty obvious what they were doing. |
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"Wow. No matter what their sexual orientation, there are |
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going to be some butt hurt people today.” |
going to be some butt hurt people today.” |
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covered in rainbow puke. |
covered in rainbow puke. |
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"Ahh, the most historic thing I’ve been alive to see. Well |
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except for 9/11, but I was too young to remember that. And this is actually a |
except for 9/11, but I was too young to remember that. And this is actually a |
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good event.” |
good event.” |
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had the letters ‘W.B.C’ marked on it in almost hyper realistic spray paint. |
had the letters ‘W.B.C’ marked on it in almost hyper realistic spray paint. |
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"YOU’RE ALL GOING TO HELL! WE NEED TO CONTROL WHAT YOU’RE |
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DOING IN YOUR OWN HOMES, AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC EYE!” A loud voice boomed out |
DOING IN YOUR OWN HOMES, AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC EYE!” A loud voice boomed out |
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from the tank. It was Shirley Phelps-Rodger. |
from the tank. It was Shirley Phelps-Rodger. |
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"Oh what the fuck. People just want to celebrate being able |
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to have rights they deserved given to them, and you just HAD to be a bunch of |
to have rights they deserved given to them, and you just HAD to be a bunch of |
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fucking dickheads and show up.” |
fucking dickheads and show up.” |
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commit the act. |
commit the act. |
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"THANKS OBAMA!” Shirley shouted, as her body hit the floor. |
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‘Well, let the bodies hit the floor people amirite?” BT |
‘Well, let the bodies hit the floor people amirite?” BT |
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true. |
true. |
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"Why were these idiots such idiots?” Wow. Smart BT. Smart. |
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BT was filled with rage and therefore, she decided that |
BT was filled with rage and therefore, she decided that |
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convenient ‘Self Destruct’ lever on the wall. |
convenient ‘Self Destruct’ lever on the wall. |
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"WHAT A TWIST!” She shouted, trying to imitate M.Night Shyamalan's voice. |
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She pulled it and the church exploded in rainbow coloured confetti. The tank also exploded into rainbow coloured fireworks as the night sky was illuminated. The right wing conservatives would not be happy about |
She pulled it and the church exploded in rainbow coloured confetti. The tank also exploded into rainbow coloured fireworks as the night sky was illuminated. The right wing conservatives would not be happy about |
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