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"Wow. No matter what their sexual orientation, there are
"Wow. No matter what their sexual orientation, there are
going to be some butt hurt people today.”
going to be some butt hurt people today."


The crowd cheered as the Whitehouse was nearly completely
The crowd cheered as the Whitehouse was nearly completely
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"Ahh, the most historic thing I’ve been alive to see. Well
"Ahh, the most historic thing I’ve been alive to see. Well
except for 9/11, but I was too young to remember that. And this is actually a
except for 9/11, but I was too young to remember that. And this is actually a
good event.”
good event."


However, no matter how high everyone’s spirits were, The WBC
However, no matter how high everyone’s spirits were, The WBC
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"YOU’RE ALL GOING TO HELL! WE NEED TO CONTROL WHAT YOU’RE
"YOU’RE ALL GOING TO HELL! WE NEED TO CONTROL WHAT YOU’RE
DOING IN YOUR OWN HOMES, AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC EYE!” A loud voice boomed out
DOING IN YOUR OWN HOMES, AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC EYE!" A loud voice boomed out
from the tank. It was Shirley Phelps-Rodger.
from the tank. It was Shirley Phelps-Rodger.


"Oh what the fuck. People just want to celebrate being able
"Oh what the fuck. People just want to celebrate being able
to have rights they deserved given to them, and you just HAD to be a bunch of
to have rights they deserved given to them, and you just HAD to be a bunch of
fucking dickheads and show up.”
fucking dickheads and show up."


Instead of taking the expected route of bombing everything, every
Instead of taking the expected route of bombing everything, every
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commit the act.
commit the act.


"THANKS OBAMA!” Shirley shouted, as her body hit the floor.
"THANKS OBAMA!" Shirley shouted, as her body hit the floor.


‘Well, let the bodies hit the floor people amirite?” BT
‘Well, let the bodies hit the floor people amirite?" BT
shouted. The whole crowd cheered.
shouted. The whole crowd cheered.


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true.
true.


"Why were these idiots such idiots?” Wow. Smart BT. Smart.
"Why were these idiots such idiots?" Wow. Smart BT. Smart.


BT was filled with rage and therefore, she decided that
BT was filled with rage and therefore, she decided that
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convenient ‘Self Destruct’ lever on the wall.
convenient ‘Self Destruct’ lever on the wall.


"WHAT A TWIST!” She shouted, trying to imitate M.Night Shyamalan's voice.
"WHAT A TWIST!" She shouted, trying to imitate M.Night Shyamalan's voice.


She pulled it and the church exploded in rainbow coloured confetti. The tank also exploded into rainbow coloured fireworks as the night sky was illuminated. The right wing conservatives would not be happy about
She pulled it and the church exploded in rainbow coloured confetti. The tank also exploded into rainbow coloured fireworks as the night sky was illuminated. The right wing conservatives would not be happy about
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