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Nearly exploding with happiness, she decided to teleport to
America to celebrate. However, not all was as it seemed. The Westboro Baptist
Church were preparing for the
about this yet, but it was pretty obvious what they were doing.
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However, no matter how high everyone's spirits were, The WBC
were preparing to invade the streets of Washington to
mean kill all cigarettes? That's the word the British use for them. If only it
did mean that.
All of a sudden, a massive tank appeared in the vicinity. It
had the letters
"YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! WE NEED TO CONTROL WHAT YOU'RE
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Instead of taking the expected route of bombing everything, every
member of the Westboro Baptist Church emerged holding their signs saying
Hates Morons' and
Atheists? Why are they just a bunch of arseholes in general? Why are they all
inbred pricks who are doomed to fuck within their own church because they're a
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"THANKS OBAMA!" Shirley shouted, as her body hit the floor.
shouted. The whole crowd cheered.
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revenge was in order.
Hopping in the tank and replacing
Rainbow Motherfucker' in rainbow coloured writing, and making the colour of the
tank less grey and more Gay Rainbow Coloured, she set off to the Westboro Baptist
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When she arrived there, she went inside and found a
convenient
"WHAT A TWIST!" She shouted, trying to imitate M.Night Shyamalan's voice.
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