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Samuel Lock is your
Sam was initially taken aback because the title screen looked, how should I put this? It just looked off. The screen started erratically flickering as the title slowly appeared on screen. It said CALL OF SPOOKY MODERN BLOODSHED. Sam thought it was a last minute title alteration, ignoring the strange startup and pressing on into the game. After watching a short cutscene with some glitchy animation and horrible voice acting, Sam made it to the first mission. It said PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN. Sam was like what the fuck. Anyway he jumped out of the battle bus and parachuted down to the mission site, where he saw a boombox. This boombox was blasting Da Biggest Bird at max volume, piercing
He pulled out a fucking hatchet from his asshole and lunged at Sam with the intent to kill, but Sam had a plan. He knew JackSepticeye's weakness and planned to exploit it to his benefit. Sam juked that bitch ass attack like a fucking giga chad and pulled his cock out.
THE END, is what I would say but it couldn’t be further from the truth. Remember the old man from the beginning? Let’s rewind a bit here folks. When Sam initially went to purchase the game and the man pulled out a fucking Glock and tried to shoot him, you thought that plot point wouldn’t be important? Dumbass. Yeah the old man served in WWII and Vietnam so he had the skills of a marksman. And when I said Sam slidecanceled in real life I mean he just tripped and broke his ankle. The man shot Sam in the back of the head and here comes the big twist guys! IT WAS ALL A DREAM. Sam is in purgatory right now, forced to live out his days railing Sonic.exe and playing Startropics for the NES. He wishes he never went to get the COD gayme from the sketchy garage sale and curses jacksepticeye for his evil tendencies. Don’t be like Sam. Rest in Piss Bozo. Well I'm your narrator, Gunna, and this has been the scariest creepypasta ever written, CALL OF SPOOKY MODERN BLOODSHED! Thank you for reading▼
▲THE END, is what I would say but it
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