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I can't be the only one who knows about this.
The horror this shit caused me. The nightmares. I can't get rid of them. All because I read that stupid comic strip.
Growing up, my favourite comic strip (along side Peanuts) was Calvin and Hobbes. It was about a boy and his stuffed tiger which he imagined was alive and their many misadventures. Now that I look back on it, it really did capture the innocence of many many childhoods. That is, until, I stumbled across THAT thing. Unlike everyone else, I know the actual truth. I'm the only one who realises that this exists. Unless more see it.
The whole thing started when I was snooping around the local Goodwill store. It was your normal stuff you'd expect to find: books, old clothes, VHS tapes, cook wear,
As I was driving, I took a look at the cover. It was torn slightly and faded, with only the words "Calvin and Hobbes" on it. No hint to what was inside. Weird, I thought. From the ones I have, it often gives a bit of a clue on what the featured comic is, but I didn't care. As soon as I got home, I sat down with my prize and began to read. I knew all of them. I laughed at all of them as well. Until, that is, I got to the last one.
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Now I lye and wait. Waiting for whoever he is to kill me. This is my only chance to write this before he comes and kill me.
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