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<p class="MsoNormal">We left at 11:45 and headed towards the woods. "This is really fucking creepy." I said. "How so?" my dumbass friend said. "Because we are looking for a creepy old man that has a candy shop out in the middle of the fucking woods in the middle of the night." I said. "You are such a noob Chuck."
▲<p class="MsoNormal">We left at 11:45 and headed towards the woods. "This is really fucking creepy." I said. "How so?" my dumbass friend said. "Because we are looking for a creepy old man that has a candy shop out in the middle of the fucking woods in the middle of the night." I said. "You are such a noob Chuck." Harry said. I ignored his retarded little insult and continued on. We eventually got to the shop and then Harry walked in and he asked the old man how much the candy was. Then the old man spoke: "That would be about $3.50." "What the fuck I only have a dollar!" Harry said. Then the old man said: "That would be enough for a swim in the orange soda pool." "Cool I want to go swim in the orange soda." Harry said. I had a bad feeling so I ran in after him then the old man said: "You want to come in too?" Then he locked the door behind us. He made my friend go in first. Harry jumped into the pool and then said: "Oh my God the orange juice is burning my skin!!!" Then he turned to ash. The stuff that was in the pool was lava. The old man said: "You are next!" Then I kicked him in the nuts took his keys and unlocked the door and got out of there. It was 12:50 am by the time I got home I didn't know what to do or what to say I just sat in my room sobbing. Never go to Candy Cave. </p>
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