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== Captain Crunchtroduction ==

I've used to have been a relatively average Captain Crunch fan. The cereal itself is pretty ok. It's not something I would crave over the other cereals, but something about the titular mascot of the Captain Crunch brand, Captain Crunch himself, has always been somewhat alluring to me. It always has felt like he could have been a soulmate to me in a past life or perhaps was that springing kind man I met a few decades ago that wanted to meet me in the park alone after I told him I was 9 at the time before my parents stopped me from going (Bastards). Nonetheless, I used to get the cereal for Captain Crunch and Captain Crunch alone. As of recently, however, this is no longer the case, as I have had a truly dramatic experience with that has changed my perception on Captain Crunch forever.