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So meanwhile at a run down warehouse on the outskirts of town, a bunch of filth mongering greeseballs from Mexico were setting up the drug deal of a life time. 5 pounds of pure uncut peyote to an underground evil empire that has long since controlled the natural state of the governent. The deal went down only to reveal that the leader of this gang was none other then the reanimated corpse of Jim Morrison and his secretary of drugs the reanimated Corpse of Billy Mays.
Suddenly though the cops storm the warehouse ready to break legs with the song "America, Fuck Yeah" playing in the background. Sadly though the cops had no idea Billy Mays had greased the floor with Mighty Puddy, trapping them all where they stand. All except
Down from no where like a silent Batman he slapped on top of Billy Mays like a fat chick on an elevator. Billy Mays now reduced to nothing more then a pile of blood and bone the Macho Man wiped him up with Oxyclean saying "Time to clean up, OH YEAH." As now the frightned drug dealers backed away suddenly it went silent as from Orbit a space ship the size of Austrailia would blow up the entire planet and the sun.
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