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== WITNESS #1 ==
Witness #1:Can I start now? Dectective:Yes,you may. Witness #1:Well,it all started out while I was on top of my apartment building,I was looking at the streets,when I heard this loud noise coming from the alley,so me being so stupid back then,I went down to the alley. What I saw... *starts to faint* Dectective:Woah,Woah,Woah! What did you see? Witness #1:I saw... *looks despressed* was a red fiqure,with green eyes. What I saw...in it is hand... WAS MY SISTER,DEAD. *starts to crying* IT TORE HER HEAD OFF! MY SISTER! WHY WOULD IT DO SUCH A FREAKING THING! *SOBS* ILL KILL IT! ILL GET MY SISTER! *Starts to freak out* Dectective:CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! Witness #1:*Starts to calm down* Dectective:Did you bring any evidence? Witness 1:Well,I did. And guess what? Im the murderer. I killed my sister,and guess what? ILL KILL YOU,TOO. *Stabs* Dectective:AHHHHHH STOP STOP STOP STOP!!! Witness #1:*Kills Dectective* Finally. *morphs into monster* I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN MANHATTAN,INCLUDING THE MAYOR. NYC WILL BE MINE! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH! *Runs away Case #1130 closed. This was all recorded on a tape recorder. No one knows the name of the detective,so hes named Unknown 1130 until hes real name has been found.
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