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{{AN|This is a dumb trollpasta written for comedic purposes and should not be taken seriously.}}
Have everyone of you ever heard of the Nickelodeon cartoon show, Catscratch? Who doesn't? It's purr-fect entertainment. Although given the historical events of drama that has been going on in the department of Nickelodeon Animation Studios; such as the episodes on Nickelodeon; the list goes on- this right here is a true story of how I found the lost episode as the story begins with "I was an intern;" because
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The intro played normally; the title card however, wasn't as normal as I thought. The title read, "WAFFLE WARNED YOU." The still framed picture was Waffle eating the apple pie with scary spaghetti and red meat as he looked down with utter disappointment.
The episode itself began with an unusual series of muted colors. Waffle was in the living room sitting in the corner. No expression. Nothing. He just feels scared inside. You could say that he's "disheveled," but
Mr. Blik comes in (the black cat voiced by Newman from some sitcom I used to
Gordon the cat who suspiciously sounds awfully like reality TV chef Gordon Ramsay walks in and insults the characters... and the writers? "You listen
Now there's this girl in the show named Kimberly (not the Kardashian of course); she was supposed to be the girlfriend of Gordon. But in a strange term of events, she looks like a feminist lesbian SJW with ear-piercings and her Tank Girl button ranting and raving about president Trump by jumping and down like a spoiled child. This is out of character; as Gordon announces, "Kimberly, I'm about to dump you. I don't like you anymore." Kimberly screamed, "Are you harassing me, you pussy! I identify as a feline helicopter." Gordon felt queasy and unsure as to what she meant so she screamed out loud bloody murder.
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