Caught With My Pants Down: Difference between revisions

<p class="MsoNormal">So I was taking a poo-poo one evening and I heard a loud BOOM coming from outside the bathroom door. Shortly after I grabbed the 12-gauge from under my toilet and kicked open my bathroom door with my pants down. To my surprise It was the loch-ness monster, I said, “what"what do you want loch-ness monster?!”" then he said “I"I need about three fitty.”" And I said, “No"No Loch-ness monster I don’tdon't got three fitty!!.”" The next evening I was taking a poo-poo again, because the steak I ate earlier was talking back to me. Then I heard a loud BANG coming from outside the bathroom door, I grabbed my beretta from under my toilet. I head-butted the door open and to my surprise it was the Slenderman . I said ,”What "What do you want Slenderman!?!”" then he said “" I need about twenty dollars.”" I said, “No"No Slenderman I only got five dollars!!!!”" then he said, “Fine"Fine I only need about three fitty.” <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I stared at him for a moment and said, “You"You ain’tain't Slenderman!!!!.”" And then I ripped of his mask, it was the Loch-ness monster again. I said, “what"what do you want loch-ness monster!?!?”" He said, “I"I need about three fitty.”" Then I shot him.</p>

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