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(Created page with "{{NSFW}} Every fucking time I pass by the kitchen I can’t resist but stick my dick in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesn’t matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I don’t care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I can’t resist looking at his goddamn face; yeah, that’s right, the Nesquik bunny’s face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate mi...")
 
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Every fucking time I pass by the kitchen I can’tcan't resist but stick my dick in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesn’tdoesn't matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I don’tdon't care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I can’tcan't resist looking at his goddamn face; yeah, that’sthat's right, the Nesquik bunny’sbunny's face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face as I grant his wish. Normal people disgust me, my only sex drive is towards that fucking bunny; since the first time I’veI've seen his sexy ass I can’tcan't restrain myself from cumming in the chocolate cereal box at least twice a day. Everyone in the house thinks that I’mI'm crazy and that I need some kind of therapy, but truth is, I’mI'm the only sane one here.
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