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In the 1960s there was a man names Charles Wankton. He liked to stick his schlong where it didn't belong, yet he enjoyed long nights of choking his chicken. He lived up on a hill, away from prying eyes. Although, he would have preferred to do what he did in plain sight because he liked that sort of thing. Anyway, he discovered a most terrible evil one day. This is the story of the sex bomb gone wrong.
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Charles slammed the phone down, he would have to use his computer. Typing with his penis he searched for 'Dial-A-Ho'. But his IP was blocked after many payment bounces. Again, he needed a rethink. He got an idea. Yes, that would have to do.
Propping up a rubber blow up doll on his bed and putting the head on his pillow, he got to work trying to make it look more realistic. He used an old mop for the hair and some makeup he had stashed for his very freaky wank sessions he liked to have on special occasions. After he was satisfied, he got to business, trying to break the bed. But his work was in vain because he owned an Ikea Malm with storage, famous for being the most unbreakable bed in existence. Nothing less would do for his crazy fapping techniques yet here his greatest asset was his greatest weakness because the bed could not break. This attempt at 'the
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