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That's what is known about him.
 
But what you don't know: is... Dietrich is a murderer.
 
Dietrich is a murderer.
 
''How it all began...''
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It was a perfectly normal morning. Dietrich Kochkopf worked in a restaurant, doing, well, shall we say, cook-type things.
 
''[4 hours later]''
 
Dietrich was on his way home when he noticed a person on the roof of a house.
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It was the one and only Jeff the Killer.
 
He jumped off the building and yelled "GO TO SLEEP!!", who would have thought it.!
 
But instead of screaming out loud, Dietrich just said: "Jeff! I'm your biggest fan!!!!!" Jeff ran away, but Dietrich pursued him.
 
Eventually they came to a dead end, which Jeff didn't notice, and he banged his choppingugly blockass face in the middle of the wall. Then he said to Dietrich: "''You have potential. From now on you'll become a murderer at night and kill people. Typical killer stuff. Before you kill them, you scream "EAT THAT!!" as loud as you can. If you don't do that, I'll kill you.''"
 
Dietrich accepted.
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Es war ein ganz normaler Vormittag. Dietrich Kochkopf arbeitete in einem Restaurant, und machte gerade, nun ja, sagen wir, Koch-artige Dinge.
 
''[4 Stunden später]''
 
Dietrich machte sich auf den Weg nach Hause, da fiel ihm eine Person auf dem Dach eines Hauses auf.