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The air was warm, the sun was shining, and every person in Mobius was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy Mobians filled the streets. All the people seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except Silver the Hedgehog; his place was in the sky. He tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the tree tops and racing the wind. The white telekinetic swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several hundred feet and dove, streaking downward as fast as he could. Seconds before hitting the ground, his telekinesis kicked in and he pulled up back into the clear blue. Silver felt alive.
Suddenly, Silver remembered that he had somewhere to be; he was supposed to meet with Amy Rose in five minutes. Silver had gotten so caught up in his exercises that
When Silver walked into the store, he was immediately greeted by his host, who was bouncing in excitement. "Yay,
"Sorry if
Amy giggled and responded in a gleefully reassuring tone, "Oh
Silver gave a slightly uncomfortable laugh. He had always appreciated Amy
"So, you ready to get started, Silver the Hedgehog?
Silver psyched himself up. "You betcha, Amy. So what do ya got planned? We gonna prank somebody? I got a couple of good ones
"MAKING CHILI DOGS!" Amy happily announced.
"Baking?" Silver was disappointed. "Amy, you know
"Oh,
Silver thought for about it for a second. "Well, alright, I guess
"
Silver was puzzled. "I thought I was helping you bake."
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Puzzled, Silver opened his mouth but felt instantly light-headed. A wave of dizziness washed over him, the world spun, and seconds later he collapsed to the floor.
When Silver regained consciousness, he found himself in a dark room. He tried to shake his head but found that a taut leather strap held it firmly in place. He struggled to move, but braces around his chest and limbs glued him to a rack formed from a series of sturdy planks, which spread his legs wide apart.
"Goodie,
"Amy,
"Well, duh,
"But why?
"You are helping. You see, I ran out of the special ingredient and I need you to get more."
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Amy giggled and responded "You, silly!"
Amy only giggled even more. "Aw, thanks, Silver. But I
Silver was struggling again. "Amy, come on, this
"Then why were you laughing?" Before Silver could answer, Amy grabbed the cloth and whipped it off the cart. On the cart was a tray containing various sharp medical tools and knives, carefully organized and wickedly sharp, as well as a large medical bag.
Silver was now in full panic mode. He was starting to hyperventilate. His mind raced as he tried to reason with the pink hedgehog. "You
"I know you are and
"But, the other Mobians will wonder where I am. When the hurricanes come up,
"Oh, Silver," said Amy. "Don‘t worry, there are plenty of hedgehogs to take care of a few storms. And besides, no one will find out. I mean, how long do you think
"Oh, no." Silver reeled in horror at the image presented to him. The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Amy flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails fluttered around on the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were attached to the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium were tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of bones and the preserved flesh of past Mobians. Silver cringed upon seeing the center piece of the table nearest to him. The heads of four Mobians, their eyes closed as if they were sleeping, were wearing party hats made from their own skin. With a thrill of terror, Silver recognized one of them as
"Like it?" Amy asked. "I made it myself."
Desperately, Silver pleaded with the smiling hedgehog before him. "Amy please,
"Oh, Silver, you
Silver was tearing up. How could this be happening?
"Aww,
Seemingly out of nowhere, Amy produced a brightly painted blue and yellow skull. It was about hedgehog sized, but it had two very defining features: sharp teeth and sunglasses.
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Silver gasped in shock. "Is... is that... is... that?"
"Hey, Silver, let's hang together. These hedgies are lame-os. Dweebs dweebs dweebs," Amy mimicked. "I caught him right before he left town. Remember when I left the party for about twenty minutes? That
Silver
"Well" said Amy with an air of finality, "
Putting down
Placing the ragged patches of skin down, Amy selected a large butcher knife and walked behind the white telekinetic. "Hope you
"Silver, you gotta stay still or
Amy took another whack and hit her target. She swung again and again. Blood sprayed into the air, but Amy realized she
"Hmm, I guess I forgot to sharpen it.
"Got it! Say Silver, why do they call it a hack saw? It
Amy placed the tool over the mangled flesh of the last attempt. Standing on her tip-toes, she worked the saw back and forth. It sliced effortlessly through the bone and skin. The feeling of the jagged teeth grinding into him made Silver want to vomit. He watched numbly as his spike flew over his head and landed with a fluff on the table. Amy moved to the next spike and started sawing. Silver
"Hey Silver," Amy piped up. "Think fast!"
Suddenly, Amy yanked the spike as hard as she could. The bone snapped but the white
Silver awoke with a gasp. The stench of his urine filled his mucus caked nostrils. As his vision swam into focus, she saw a very pouty Amy Rose removing a large adrenaline needle from his chest. Stomping her feet, the frustrated Amy lashed out at her helpless victim.
"
As Amy stopped to catch her breath, Silver blinked and sobbed softly. His back was in agony, his sides were on fire, and there was an intense pain in one of his legs. As he blinked again, he saw Amy pop something red into her mouth and began to chew. Noticing
"What?" Amy asked. "Oh, this?" She held up another piece. "Well, while YOU were asleep, I got a little impatient and helped myself to a small sample. I got it from your leg;
Without waiting for a response, Amy shoved the strip of meat into the revolted telekinetic
Swallowing, Amy turned her attention to a small can on the tray. She removed the lid, revealing that it was filled with red-hot coals. Lying on top of the coals were several large nails. As the adrenalin filled his veins, Silver began to panic again. Picking up the can, Amy walked over to
"No, Amy!" Silver screamed. "NO! NO!"
The hammer came down and the nail punctured
"PLEASE STOP! PLEASE, PLEASE STOP!"
Amy rolled her eyes. Putting down the hammer and tongs, she walked back in front of her friend and stared pensively at the broken hedgehog. Scourge
Rotating a wheel on the rack, Amy laid Silver on his back, and then moved to
Electricity rocketed through
After about five minutes, Amy shut off the power. Wisps of steam rose from the singed fur around
"Silver? Silver! Silver the Hedgehog, wake up!" Silver moaned and managed to give a modicum of weak acknowledgment. Amy studied her handiwork, then reached into the medicine bag and produced a large syringe. "Alright, time for the last round."
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Silver focused blearily on the needle, which Amy took as a question as to what it was.
"This is a little something to take the pain away," Amy informed Silver as she walked around to her
"In a few minutes, you
Silver started to cry again. "Amy?" he choked out.
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"I want to go home," Silver sobbed.
"Yeah, I can see wanting to do that," replied the obsessive hedgehog. "Sometimes, I just wanna give up, just say
Silver hung his head and cried.
Minutes passed as the drug took effect. Eventually, Silver was completely numb from his chest to his posterior. At this point, Amy approached with a scalpel. Glancing at Silver and smiling, Amy made a long horizontal cut across the telekinetic
"Looks like I got my
With a moist, gooey sound, the flaps of skin opened. The sight of his own organs and the lack of feeling caused
"Look at me,
Reaching back inside, she sliced the smaller intestine off from the bowels. Squeezing out the excess excrement, Amy filed the slimy organ through her teeth and dragged it back and forth. "Dentists say you gotta floss every day, Silver."
Silver was barely aware of what was going on anymore. The shock was causing him to fade. Disappointed, Amy dived back into the white
"Aw,
Amy placed the discarded body parts into a bucket, keeping the last one for bit longer. "Ooo, bagpipes." she said, placing the end of
Silver
Amy brought Silver around onto his back again and straddled the white
"Ya know, Silver,
The blade sunk into the white throat and worked its way up to
Then he was gone.
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Amy stared into the mirror. She had done a really good job, even keeping the eyelids. She winked, and Silver winked back. Amy smiled.
But still, she was sad that her friend was now gone. Silver had only lasted fifty minutes, not nearly as long as Amy had wanted. She looked back at the cadaver hanging in the center of the room, the last of her
As she looked, Amy cocked her head. She began to take notice of the fact that there really
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