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COP #2. Well sir, it obviously can’t be Santa Claus. Maybe we should ask him what happened, maybe he knows.
 
COP #1. Good idea, although, I don’t think Santa would just watched someone disimberdissimber some kids and then go back to the north pole. That’s not the Santa I know.
 
COP #2. Well, I think we should ask as many people as we can what happened. If we don’t catch the murderer, then he might strike again next Christmas.
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SUBJECT: The Christmas Killer.
 
REPORT: This year, Christmas was ruined when a man snuck into all of the houses and viciously disimbowleddissimbowled all of the kids, just innocently waiting for Santa to deliver their presents.
 
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