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I wanted to play some video games from my childhood. You know, I was having that nostalgic feeling. My favorite game is Final Fantasy Seven, but I
When I opened the mailbox, the corners of my mouth dropped into a disappointed frown as I found no coupons were there. However, an eyebrow raising curiosity came over me when I saw an envelope. When I got in the house, I plopped on the couch and opened the envelope to find a letter from my friend. I know
So, I did what any rational human being would do with basic common sense after
Upon further investigating the envelope, I found a CD inside. When I looked at the front of the CD, I saw it was written on with a Rosy Pink Crayola type marker. The CD simply said
I remember when we were kids, playing in the arcade while Mom went to do her nails or go shopping or whatever she done when she finally could get rid of me for a while. So, Mom gave me five dollars in quarters before dropping my friend and me off in front of the arcade. I seriously
Well,
Knowing some of the crazy things that Johnny has done in the past and how a few screws in his head has come completely loose, I could let this sorry excuse for a CD pass. So, I decided to play this CD not out of curiosity or love for Final Fantasy, but for the simple fact that I ran out of proper lubricants for manual pleasure. When I put the CD in my computer, a file popped up and it was called
The Final Fantasy VII logo began dripping this crimson liquid off of it. "What in the eternal blazes of
When the screen had rolled up as far as it would go, it revealed
As I went forward, the textbox from Pokémon came up. It read,
Samus continued on and then ran into Pac Man and the ghosts! Samus cocked her head to the side and another question mark popped over her head. I was going to make Samus approach Pac Man, but then Freddy, Chica, Foxy, Bonnie, Mangled and the other toy models (excluding Balloon Boy) from Five Nights at
Samus came back on the screen, but this time she
From the sky came Sephiroth with his blade covered in this HYPER DIPPITY-DO-DA REALISTIC BLOOD TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT DIVIDED BY THE SPEED OF SOUND TIMES THE ROTATION OF THE EARTH AROUND THE SUN. I shit half of a brick after seeing this. I use it to prop my door open. Anyway, after this happened, the normal Final Fantasy dialogue box popped up.
It said,
In the next scene, everything was pitch black. Then, Sephiroth appeared on the screen with
Little hearts appeared over
For the first time in my life, I prayed to a god I
My poor body
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