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I am a fat 69 year old and I loved T.v but one day there was nothing on T.v and my internet had been acting bad lately so there was nothing to watch. But then on my T.v ( I had it on for noise by the way) Clarence came on amd the intro got me super high.▼
▲I am a fat 69 year old and I loved T.v but one day there was nothing on T.v and my internet had been acting bad lately so there was nothing to watch. But then on my T.v ( I had it on for noise by the way) Clarence came on
Before long I was saying to myself "i'm the king of the world." I had never been this happy before. I watched all the episodes of Clarence, including the crossover with Uncle Grandpa that no one had seen!. (It's coming soon my Clarence bretheren!) I love Clarence. Well , actually I loved Clarence. The reason I love him no more is because I saw the Lost episode... ▼
▲Before long I was saying to myself "i'm the king of the world." I had never been this happy before. I watched all the episodes of Clarence, including the crossover with Uncle Grandpa that no one had seen!. (It's coming soon my Clarence bretheren!) I love Clarence. Well
I was in my house eating the meat I had gathered at the school playground. When I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door. It was gypsy! And in his hand was season 10 of Clarence! Season 10 was scheduled to come out in 2022 so I wanted it for any price. However he charged me the outrageous price of $5! I did not have that kind of cash so I pulled out a knife and shanked him.
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"That gypsy scammed me!" I shrieked. I popped the DVD in my ps4 and It played. The intro played and was very much the same apart for some flashing pics of Satan and the lyrics had changed to: Sell your soul to Satan. Nothing 2 spooky 4 me.
But then I realized that this was the 2nd episode of Clarence! The only difference was that Clarence had red eyes and he was killing Sumo and Jeff. I went to the gypsy to complain and I looked down. He had bled out...
I looked at the gypsy IT WAS CLARENCE! I HAD KILLED CLARENCE!
I looked at the T.v and Jeff and Sumo jumped out of it.
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"No. No...." I cried.
Jeff grabbed me by my crotch and flung me into the void where I was torn apart by tentacles who had Clarence faces on them!
Sumo jumped into the void and ate my limbs.
Jeff jumped in and stuffed gloves in my crotch. I was so sad.
THE END???
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