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'''''Note:''' the following pasta is based on <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbXTpXZOZrU a video by Mullet Mike of TheStickyPaddle]</span>.''
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I know you probably won't believe me, but I swear this is a true story. It happened to me, and I still find it hard to believe. This is my personal experience of what can only be described as "Cliché.Exe"
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I make videos on YouTube about all kinds of scary video game aspects. It could be strange easter eggs, scary locations, frightening moments, or even creepypastas. I would have never dreamt that I'd be writing one myself.
A lot of my viewers send in suggestions and games that they want me to review. I had no reason to think there was anything weird about this one. It was just a typical day, nothing out of the ordinary. I received a strange package with my name on it. There was no return address, no other
The other disc sat there on my desk. On it, again written in black marker were the words "Cliché.exe" I have heard about this before. It was supposed to be a collection of the most ridiculous video game creepypasta tropes ever known to man. No one could handle that horror!
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I am sorry I have to be such a bad friend and send these discs to you, but I can no longer carry their burdens. LSD is not so bad, but whatever you do, don't open Cliché.exe. It was the worst mistake I had ever made. I went to Gamestop recently. For some reason there was an old, half blind, Asian man behind the counter. He claimed he was the only one working there that day. It got weirder when he insisted I take the "Cliche.exe" disc, free of charge. I didn't even ask for it. He screamed to the top of his lungs, telling me that I "MUST TAKE IT" It was even stranger that he was yelling at the used Wii games, I guess he was half blind after all. I took it home, played it, and instantly regretted. I sent the disc to you because I am a very selfish shitty friend. After all you have expertise on these dark subjects. If anyone knew what to do with the disc, it would be you. You claimed that you finally opened the disc and all you found was "other cliché creepypastas" but I assure you that you are wrong, you must have missed it! You must look into it, but whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT PLAY THE GAME! It will literally open up a portal to your worst hell. Good luck to you Mike. Sorry again for being such a sucky friend.
I again opened the disc and to my surprise was a folder marked MISC. I swear I didn't see it before. I opened it up, and there it
I then witnessed one of the most horrific things I'd ever
I was finishing a review I had been working on at the time when I began to hear what sounded like a child's laughter. It was one of the creepiest things I had ever heard! The closet door of my office began to rattle as if someone (or something) was trying to break through. The door then proceeded to open on its own. I sat in intense anticipation waiting for someone to enter, but they never did. I know I should have just left, but I couldn't! I had to see what was on the other side of that door!
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I took the disc outside and grabbed one of the most cliché horror movie weapons of all time, a chainsaw. I had enough! I started the chainsaw in a mad craze. I began laughing uncontrollably. The relief knowing that this disc was about to be no more, was almost overwhelming. As I cut through the disc, I felt like all the evil that has been haunting me, leave almost instantly.
Finally! It was done. All was well, although I've got to
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