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Line 1: ~~[[File:Yourgettincoalforchristmas.jpg\|thumb]]~~ The front door slammed downstairs, awaking me with a start. 3:24 AM? Who the hell is slamming my door at this time? As I walk downstairs slowly, I hold my breath. Hopefully this is just a vivid dream, or a false alarm. I hear what sounds like plastic bags rustling in the living room. I then hear the painful sound of chomping: a huge set of teeth biting into something. I ~~can’t~~can't make out what it is. I quickly peek into the room. ~~It’s~~It's total darkness except for the strand of colorful Christmas lights. All I see is a large red creature standing in front of the tree, holding a sack of who the hell knows. It turns around and notices me, and lets out, in a blood-chilling voice: ~~“You’re~~"You're getting coal for ~~Christmas”~~Christmas". [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]▼ {{by-cpwuser\|Bluewafflehumor}} [[Category:Deletion Log Refugees]] [[Category:Trollpasta]] ▲[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] ~~<comments />~~ [[Category:Old Shit]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]