Conker's Bad Toilet Day: Difference between revisions

So, I just looked at eBay, for some Conker's Bad Fur Day games. My attention caught the one that was for free. In description was written 'Conkere bad fru dey ost seqele 4 fre byu nw u gt fre ipud' (translation: Conker's Bad Fur Day lost sequel for free buy now, you get free iPad) Hmmm... ok... I already had seen the first game on YouTube, and all the game is stuck in my mind. So, what about getting the 'lost' sequel? I thought. So, I buyedbought it. I heard a loud ring from the garden. I came out, and I saw the postman. He had a box in his hands, and gave me it. When I got back to my computer, I opened the box. It was the game! I putted it in my N64.

The game has started. I could explode from joy, when I saw the Nintendo logo getting cuttedcut half and then replaced by Conker, this time with crown on head. The opening cutscene started, as Conker walked into bar, like in previous game. I then created a game, and the cutscene has began. It was, like in cbfdCBFD, the throne room with Conker. After this cutscene ended, it showed Conker going to the toilet. When he sat to it, he got flushed down. His crown falledfell on the ground. Later, I could see Conker getting troughtthrough all the pipes. There was shit everywhere. Then, Conker got into a big underground 'city thing' made out of poo. The residents were looking like The Great Mighty Poo, but small like Conker's head. FInnallyFinally, I got to one of the residents. I talked with him. He saydsaid "So youreyou're the @^! squirrel, that defeated our king? You shall die!" Before Conker could say anything, I had to run away from angry poo army. I saw some weird pipe, and I tried to climb up, hoping they would stop following me and I will escape. My wishes were done, and I escaped the hungry army of poo. Then, there was a cutscene of Conker, saying "Oh god, My head hurts so much..." He then fainted.

Later, I could see Conker in a dark room, with no furniture, just a dark room, and mysteryousmysterious door. He waited here, like 10 minutes, and then, the door opened. In this second, I was scared, and made out a girl scream. The one, who was behind the door, was zombified berriBerri. It wasn't hyper-realistic, but It scared me much because she just jumped out of the door. Conker was like "Berri?? and Berri was like "Ill liek eet u conkur liek dei nw" She then eatedate Conker. It was so scary, because his blood was spitting everywhere, guts, totally everything. She then saydsaid "U nevr drnk liek ber anmre." Oh god, it was so scary... It then showed a cutscene of Rodent going to toilet and died. Everyone who was going to toilet, died, because the toilet was cursed. Then, the game got pitch black, probably a glitch. When I tried to restart the game, It wouldn't start the game anymore.

I was so scared at this time, so I peed in my pants. I had to get another pants because the smell of my pee was disguising too much that when I would describe it to you, you will probably puke on your computer, and you probably don't want that. When I returned, I peed my pants again. this thing repeated like 10 times, and then, because I was too tired, I just grabbed knife and cuttedcut off my urinary bladder.

Then, from the N64 popped out zombified Berri's head and she sayd "u pleyd dis gaem u liek dei liek nw lol" I was like wtf? And she was like lol and I was like wtf even more. She then, from my urinary bladder laying on ground, growedgrew up Berri and before she could kill me, a skeleton popped out of her butt and I died

==Chapter 2==

Years later, I got revived by a god, and when I asked why he saydsaid some stupid stuff like that I am the chosen one, I didn't understand why, so I got home. My mom was waiting for me. When I saw her she shouted at me "Where the hell have you been?! You little brat I had to clean all that mess you left on ground!!!" She continued shouting at me, then I saw how much has she changed. In the middle of her face was a long, crooked nose, with wards on the tip. Her eyes were all pink and her irises yellow, her mouth broke into a frown with all teeth yellow and ugly, her eyebrows connected. I sighted and did her work, meanwhile when she was sitting on the table drinking alcohol. This didn't change, unlike her goddamn ugly face. When I was done, she showed me a Xbox one she bought for me. I grabbed it from her claws and immidatiellyimmediately started playing. I looked and saw something called Rare Replay. I begged my mom "Mom pls buy it", so she did. When I saw that there was ConkersConker's Bad Fur Day I was so happy that I jumped so highthigh that I broke the roof. I didn't care and started playing. After 10 hours of non stop playing the awesome game I was done. Then Conker jumped from my TV and says "hey you little bastard wanna be friends" I saydsaid ok so I had my first friend in my life. My mom came into my room and shouted at me "I WONT TOLERATE ANY BAD WORDS IN MY HOUSE!!!! By the way, who is this ugly fuck?" She pointed at Conker. He killed her the most brutal way he could. Then we heard the police so we runnedran away. When I was in some city I met a stupid girlwoman with pink dress. Her whole face was covered in make up. She was like 421 years old. She had fake fairy wings, princess crown and a stick with star at the tip. But what was more unusual was that next to her was a blue hedgehog and a yellow fox with two tails. I heard that yellow fox whispering to the hedgehogs ear "Hey Sonic that's the ugly bastard that copyedcopied me" Sonic saydsaid "Don't worry Tails I will kill him" Conker heard that too so he pissed in theyrtheir faces and killed them by stuffing the little girlswoman's shit Inin theyrtheir mouth. TheShe little kid cryedcried so I kicked it's face off.

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