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Cookienan the Bakedbarian
In Sesame Street, Cookie Monster was figuring out what would make a new ingredient for some cookies he is trying to bake. He looks in the cupboards and finds a bottle of steroids nearly forty years overdue. Oblivious to its potential hazard, Cookie Monster sloppily dumps them all into the dough and shoves it in the oven. Minutes later, Cookie Monster and his friends gorge down on his rotten steroid injected cookies while watching Arnold Schwarzenegger interview on his early filming career. They all started to feel a bit woozy and hallucinations set in and voices rang in their heads.
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Elmo Doom: "I wish to speak to you now. Where are the sprinkles of the Serpent? Mr. Snuffleupagus says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Alice is beside herself with grief! She raised that snake from the time it was born."
Cookienan: "You killed
Elmo Doom: "Ah. It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for cookie-dough, when cookie-dough meant more to me than frosting or sprinkles."
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Cookienan: "The riddle... of cookie-dough."
Elmo Doom: "Yes! You know what it is, don't you boy? Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Cookie-dough isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl (Abby Cadabby). Come to me, my child..."
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Elmo Doom: "That is strength, boy! That is power! What is cookie-dough compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the fork of woe. Crucify him!"
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But Cookienan was freed by his allies, though they were captured by lord Bert and his men. Bert demanded for the three to go on a quest to save his partner, Ernie, from becoming Elmo's sacrifice. Cookienan agreed and the three entered Elmo's layer to steal his serpent sprinkles, but at a price, Elmo killed the beloved Cookie with a snake arrow. Cookienan swore vengeance as he and Grover set up a defense against Mr. Snuffleupagus and his army. Upon the battle, Cookienan swore this;
Cookienan; "Cookie-Crom! Me not pray you before! Me no time for it! No one, not even cookie, remember if recipe were good or not! Why we ate them, or how they crumbled in belly! No! All that matter is two stand against many! That what important! Betty Crocker pleases you, Cookie-Crom! So grant me one serving! Grant me cookies!
Cookienan's prayers were answered as he suddenly gains aid from beyond the grave as his love, Cookie, joins the fight.
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[[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]]
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[[Category:Hyper-realistic]]
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