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Cookienan the Bakedbarian
 
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But Cookienan was freed by his allies, though they were captured by lord Bert and his men. Bert demanded for the three to go on a quest to save his partner, Ernie, from becoming Elmo's sacrifice. Cookienan agreed and the three entered Elmo's layer to steal his serpent sprinkles, but at a price, Elmo killed the beloved Cookie with a snake arrow. Cookienan swore vengeance as he and Grover set up a defense against Mr. Snuffleupagus and his army. Upon the battle, Cookienan swore this;
 
Cookienan; "Cookie-Crom! Me not pray you before! Me no time for it! No one, not even cookie, remember if recipe were good or not! Why we ate them, or how they crumbled in belly! No! All that matter is two stand against many! That what important! Betty Crocker pleases you, Cookie-Crom! So grant me one serving! Grant me cookies! IndAnd if you not listen... Then to OVEN with you!"
 
Cookienan's prayers were answered as he suddenly gains aid from beyond the grave as his love, Cookie, joins the fight.
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