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This be the story all about how I got a haunted Cooking Mama vidya game. I went down to some shady as all fuck black market in a dark alleyway across the road. I asked for games, because some part of me thought a black marker would sell games for some reason. It turns out my 0.01% chance of finding one was correct. They had a copy of Cooking mama. I already had 12 copies of the game so I don't know why the fuck I would want another one, especially since this one is really shitty with the label torn off and "IT'S ROTTEN!" written on it in black sharpie.
I asked the clerk where he got it from. Some fuckwit with a huge nose threw it at him. At first, I be like: "Holy shit, Squidward owned it!", so I bought it and ran fast like Sanic back home.
▲[[File:It's ROTTERN.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The spooky image]]
I popped the cartridge into my really old and shitty DS, and immediately I was petrified. A picture of Gordon Ramsey with no eyes popped up on the screen, and the DS started hurling insults at me through
The next day, an episode of Hell's Kitchen came on. I got PTSD and ran off, never to be seen again. I'm actually in my bathroom. I locked myself in. I later died of starvation.
R.I.P Author
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