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▲''Cool Cat Loves the Soldiers'' is the gritty, bloody story of an innocent and loving anthropomorphic cat who, enthralled by love and admiration for the heroes who defend his country, joins the army. This friendly, affectionate nature is quickly stolen from him as the horrors of war reveal themselves and become too great a burden to bear. Cool Cat realizes that there are no heroes in war. There are no winners. It's all just an endless cycle. His purity is replaced with pain and bitterness. As his friends die one by one he comes to despise the country that sent them to their fate.
He returns from war a broken cat, missing a paw and half of his tail. He's no longer the upbeat, happy-go-lucky patriot he once was. He's just a shell of his former self. He hardly speaks, and he never goes out. He just sits there cold, staring at his medals on the wall and drinking bottle after bottle of milk. The sound of the kids playing outside makes him hiss angrily. When he hears Butch the bully mocking the other kids, he just laughs. He has come to find solace in other people's suffering. Maybe it's some kind of desperate attempt at relating to somebody. He is alone. No amount of rapping or singing to the sound of a signed guitar can change that. He no longer cares enough to watch wrestling, or spread the word about alternative fuels. He, unable to let go of the past, just sits there waiting to die.
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