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hello! my name is steven! Do you remember that old Disney show "corey in the house"? I used to love that show when I was a kid, but not anymore after what happened to me. I was sitting around the house (I don't have a job yet because I just got out of high school) and my mom was out shopping. I had nothing to do so I thought "hey I should look up that old show coree in the howse". So I went on my computer and I tried to find some episodes to watch.I looked for hours and hours but I could not find any episodes. then I went deep into google all the way on page 666 of the results. And I clicked a link that said "watch cory in the house free" and it brought me to a download thing. I clicked it and my computer crashed, but when I turned it back on there was a video playing and it was black for 50 seconds. But then the theme song for cory in the house started playing.The music was backwards and distorted and the video was black and white and also distorted like it was filmed in the old west. At first I was suspicious but I didn't care because it was my favorite show. When the theme song overed, the title card was very disturbing because the title said "cory in the hell" and also the thing in the corner said "Disney channel 666" and also corey's eyes were black and he was crying black tears. I wanted to look away but my curiosity wouldn't let me. All I could do was sit and watch.The show faded in from black and it was a shot of cory standing in the kitchen and his dad walked in. "what is the matter cory" said cory's dad. He looked sad because of cory's black tears. And cory said "im sorry pops". And then cory's dad said "what are you sorry for" and cory said "because you are not dying" and he shoved a fork into his dad's eye. He pulled out the fork with the eye and then he ate it. Then cory's friends newt and meena walked into the room and asked him if he wanted to play a gig at one of the most popular nightclubs around town. Cory was like "yeah" but his voice was strange and distorted. And then the video went to static for three mintutes and then it went to a shot of cory standing over his friends. Newt and meena's bodies were covered in blood. Cory reached down to meena's face and he took off her skull and made out with it. I was scared but I have to admit it was hot like a tater tot. then it showed a clip of the bombings at the boston marathon even though they couldn't have happened yet. Then it went to a video of the president
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