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I was sitting in my dark room, eyes fixated on my laptop in search for something to entertain me. I skimmed through numerous forums on the internet to find something to do for fun when I found a particularly interesting thread on a forum about TV shows and cartoons. The thread was dedicated to a show
▲I was sitting in my dark room, eyes fixated on my laptop in search for something to entertain me. I skimmed through numerous forums on the internet to find something to do for fun when I found a particularly interesting thread on a forum about TV shows and cartoons. The thread was dedicated to a show I’ve completely forgotten about: Cousin Skeeter.
For those unaware, Cousin Skeeter was a live action comedy series about a boy named Bobby whose cousin, the titular character Skeeter, was a puppet. When I saw the name appear on the
The Deep Web, for any readers who
After a few hours of searching, I finally found what appeared to be a Pirate Bay-esque site that hosted a download for the entire series, every 52 episodes in beautiful HD format. I click the large green DOWNLOAD button with glee, and a small message popped up on my laptop screen that read: "Would you like to download videoxxxavi.exe?"
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I kept myself from leaping in joy as I watch the file quickly download, my happiness quickly fades to fear and regret as my laptop makes a loud screech and crashes. No matter what I did, I could not turn the piece of shit back on as I slowly realize that I must of download some sort of virus.
I sigh depressingly as I slump to my attic, crawling to the darkest corner and crying, just like I did back in my childhood whenever my parents yelled at me for no reason. I sat there and laid next to an old box as I begin to think about whether or not life means anything, thoughts about my supposed relevance to
After going to the hospital to make sure my asshole
But who gives a shit? I have an unreleased episode of Cousin Skeeter in my hands! I ran to my living room and punched the disc inside my Xbox One, excitingly waiting for the episode to begin.
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The breath taking theme song began, showing the famous Skeeter himself pimpin hoes in the club while Bobby dances along to the theme tune. Man, I forgot how badass Skeeter looked in that shiny silver tuxedo. What a pussy magnet, that guy is. Watching the intro alone made me feel happy, which in turn made me even more excited to get to the actual episode.
The episode started in
Bobby got up, looking somewhat concerned. "
Skeeter sighed, and looked up to the wall. "Look, I
Shocked, Bobby replied, "Why? What happened."
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Skeeter looked down, almost shamefully. He then turned to Bobby, "I got a girl pregnate."
Bobby give him a long, disappointed look. "Dammit Skeeter, why? You know you
"
Bobby stared in shock just like me. How could this happen? The subject of unexpected pregnancy was way too adult for the young audience this show was aimed for. I continued to watch, Skeeter now got up and looked out the window in a calm manner.
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"When I was younger, Bobby, I thought I could do anything. That I could take on the whole world. I thought that if something like this would happen, I could just run away and still be free."
A small tear could be seen on
"I was naive, but what I never realized was that the world simply
He paused, and there was a long, uncomfortable silence in the room.
"But now, I realized that I have to grow up, and that I have to take responsibility for my actions, especially now that
Bobby got up and walked to Skeeter, "Skeeter, I.. I just
Skeeter looked up to him, "I already applied for a job at Stater Bros.
"But where are you going to live?"
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"But that place is located down at Wilson street! You know how dangerous it is down there!"
"
Bobby bites his lip, a mixture of confusion and frustration on his face. He tried to speak, but all that he could respond with where stutters. Skeeter gave him a hug.
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"Thanks for all the help, man", tears where visible on his face.
"
Skeeter left the room as Bobby sat next to his window, and the episode abruptly ends. I sat there on my couch, jaws to the floor at what I just saw. I took the disc out of my Xbox and snapped it in half.
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I stomped around the room, throwing stuff left to right. I took a picture of my parents and smashed it against the TV screen, instantly breaking both. I jumped up and down on my coffee table until the legs broke. I did this until my neighbors called to cops on me, thinking that someone was being murdered from my screams of anguish.
That was two months ago. My laptop is still fucked up, and I
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