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I was sitting in my dark room, eyes fixated on my laptop in search for something to entertain me. I skimmed through numerous forums on the internet to find something to do for fun when I found a particularly interesting thread on a forum about TV shows and cartoons. The thread was dedicated to a show I've completely forgotten about: Cousin Skeeter.
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That's when I found it. Inside the box, lying on top of all the useless junk, was a slim DVD case with no jacket cover on it. I took it out, puzzled, and open it. Inside was a DVD-R, on the face of it, written in bold red, chisel-tipped Sharpie brand permanent marker was "COUSIN SKEETER EPISODE #53". When I saw this, I shit bricks.
After going to the hospital to make sure my asshole wouldn't gap for the rest of my life, I quickly walked up to the attic to get the DVD. It shouldn't be such a surprise to me that bricks going through your rectum would hurt like hell in retrospect, but it was still pretty damn surprising. Anyways, I took the disc and stared at it, trying to figure out exactly why it was there in my attic. Surely, my parents had nothing to do with the production of the show, and I dont know anybody else who would.
That's when I remember the horrid day. My mom's sister, who is my aunt, who is also my dad's sister-in-law, used to work for NIckelodeon back when the show was still in production and aired. I won't say her name for reasons, but she came in back when they began working on the fourth season of the show, which would later never happen. She, along with her co-workers, began working on episode 53 when a bunch of evil crack head communists (I think, I don't remember) broke into the building and brutally killed everyone in site, no mercy to be found in their eyes. I remember the day my mom told me, It was so upsetting, I must of forced myself to forget about the whole incident.
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"But now, I realized that I have to grow up, and that I have to take responsibility for my actions, especially now that I'm going to have a child of my own."
Bobby got up and walked to Skeeter, "Skeeter, I.. I just
Skeeter looked up to him, "I already applied for a job at Stater Bros. It's not much, sadly, but it's all I can get."
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I stomped around the room, throwing stuff left to right. I took a picture of my parents and smashed it against the TV screen, instantly breaking both. I jumped up and down on my coffee table until the legs broke. I did this until my neighbors called to cops on me, thinking that someone was being murdered from my screams of anguish.
That was two months ago. My laptop is still fucked up, and I
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