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That's when I found it. Inside the box, lying on top of all the useless junk, was a slim DVD case with no jacket cover on it. I took it out, puzzled, and open it. Inside was a DVD-R, on the face of it, written in bold red, chisel-tipped Sharpie brand permanent marker was "COUSIN SKEETER EPISODE #53". When I saw this, I shit bricks.
After going to the hospital to make sure my asshole wouldn't gap for the rest of my life, I quickly walked up to the attic to get the DVD. It shouldn't be such a surprise to me that bricks going through your rectum would hurt like hell in retrospect, but it was still pretty damn surprising. Anyways, I took the disc and stared at it, trying to figure out exactly why it was there in my attic. Surely, my parents had nothing to do with the production of the show, and I dont know anybody else who would.
That's when I remember the horrid day. My mom's sister, who is my aunt, who is also my dad's sister-in-law, used to work for NIckelodeon back when the show was still in production and aired. I won't say her name for reasons, but she came in back when they began working on the fourth season of the show, which would later never happen. She, along with her co-workers, began working on episode 53 when a bunch of evil crack head communists (I think, I don't remember) broke into the building and brutally killed everyone in site, no mercy to be found in their eyes. I remember the day my mom told me, It was so upsetting, I must of forced myself to forget about the whole incident.
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