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This is a true story. It is so true that it's hyper-realistic. I'm literally in Tears right now after recalling these events. Wait, you think I'm crying? Nah, my
I was playing my favorite video game, RapeLay, when I heard a knock on my door. "Who can it be knocking at my door? Go away, don't come round here no more.", I said. But the bitch at the door broke it down. "I AM THE GRAND WIZARD OF THE KKK!", he said.
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It was all a dream! I used to read Word Up magazine. Salt-n-Peppa and Heavy D up in the limousine. Hangin' pictures on my wall. Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl.
And if ya don't know, now ya know,
But little did I know that I was in for another adventure.
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And that's the reason McDonald's doesn't air Mac Tonight commercials anymore.
And if ya don't know, now ya know,
But wait, you want more? You say the title is a lie? You want a story about the Crips? Well fuck you!
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I wandered aimlessly for days, and the hot California sun beamed down on me so hard that I became a real life Moses (I say real life because all religion is fake). If you don't get Biblical references, I became black.
And if ya don't know, now ya know,
I ended up in Compton when I saw Eazy-E's corpse, I walked up to it, but then a bunch of Bloods sprung out of the bushes. I grabbed a knife and stabbed their leader. One sucka dead, LA Times front page cuz the Boyz-n-the-Hood are always hard. You come talkin' dat trash, we'll pull ya card. Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit. Don't quote me boy cuz I ain't sayin' shit.
[[File:Crip tattoos.jpg|thumb|150x150px|What my body looked like when I turned black.]]
Then, Jay'quan Jackson emerged from the bushes and recruited me into the Compton Crips. I asked him what they were, and he told me, in these exact words, "
▲Then, Jay'quan Jackson emerged from the bushes and recruited me into the Compton Crips. I asked him what they were, and he told me, in these exact words, "Nigga, you dunno what da Crips are? Bitch, we is a gang, nigga. You needa learn up, foo'!"
▲And if ya don't know, now ya know, nigga.
At this point, the Notorious B.I.G. came up behind me and stabbed me in the leg for referencing his song, Juicy.
And if ya don't know, now ya know,
So I joined the Compton Crips. I killed so many fucking Bloods, until that one fateful day.
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After this happened, I can assure you that I will hunt down the Skin-Taker down and destroy his magical SEBTAW powers because I am in the Crips 4 Lyfe.
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