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(Created page with "Crocodiles, they're such interesting creatures but I couldn't help but notice that they are the same color as weed. I just have this massive urge to call them weedskins whenever I see one. I can't help it I think I'm addicted or something, it's like a fucking drug to me. I tried talking to my therapist about it but she wouldn't help me, she called me a racist weirdo then kept all the money I used to pay for the sessions anyway. I went to rehab for addiction to weird stuf...") |
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Crocodiles, they're such interesting creatures but I couldn't help but notice that they are the same color as weed. I just have this massive urge to call them weedskins whenever I see one. I can't help it I think I'm addicted or something, it's like a fucking drug to me. I tried talking to my therapist about it but she wouldn't help me, she called me a racist weirdo then kept all the money I used to pay for the sessions anyway. I went to rehab for addiction to weird stuff then they said I was way too weird to be there. They kicked me out then told me to live in Florida so I could spend more time with the crocodiles. They also suggested that the moment I get to Florida, the first thing I should do is have a one on one conversation with a crocodile.
P.S Apparently my therapist went off the map after that session I think she might need therapy herself now.
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