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I then decided to take a break from kicking people in the face. Instead, I went back to my farm where I lived with my family. They weren't very happy about all this. My mother was angry at me. My father was angry at me. My sister was angry at me.
One night while I was sleeping, I dreamed about being kicked by a man who had a big nose. He told me he wanted to teach me something. He said I could do anything if I wanted to be him. I woke up and realized
A few days later, I was riding my horse when a bandit attacked. I managed to kill him easily, but then, another one came out of nowhere. It was bigger than the last one. It grabbed me and threw me into a tree. I died instantly.
Two months passed and I still
Two years
Three years since I left my
Three years since I left my family
Five years have passed and I finally returned home. I was surprised to see my parents and sister waiting for me. I told them what happened. They said they
I explained that I never wanted to leave. I explained that I had to leave because I
They asked me if I ever wondered what would happen if I
I then pulled out my sword and stabbed them both through the heart. I laughed as I watched them bleed out before my eyes. I looked down at my own blood-stained blade and smiled. I was free now.
I grabbed my sword and ran over to my
I walked over to the fireplace and began stabbing it with my sword. I jumped onto the flames and burned alive.
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I climbed down the ladder. I was safe. I was not dead though. I was alive. I was free.
I then entered Hell and entered the throne room. There was a huge demon standing there. He looked at me and smiled.
I then charged forward and punched him in the face. He flew backwards and landed hard on his ass. He screamed and yelled in pain. I then turned around and kicked him in the nuts. He let out a horrible shriek and collapsed to the ground.
I then sat down and started eating the
I then absorbed the
I punched a hole in the heavens and flew away. I was flying fast enough that I
I crashed into the heavens and smashed through them. I continued smashing through the heavens until I hit the Earth. I smashed through the earth and landed on the moon. I looked up and saw that I was surrounded by stars. I laughed and laughed.
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I then started hitting the center of the universe and smashed through it, where I found myself in front of a giant circle of light.
I then collapsed onto the floor and fell asleep. The next day, I awakened to find myself in a strange new world. I was no longer
I stood up and screamed as loud as I could. I called upon all my strength to push my way through the darkness. I tore through the darkness and found myself in a vast plain. I saw an endless expanse of grass stretching endlessly ahead of me.
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I was standing in the middle of it.
I then started walking towards the horizon and suddenly realized that I was moving at incredible speeds. I realized that
I then stopped and stared at the horizon.
THE END
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