Cupcakes With Jeff: Difference between revisions

Chapter one

Arrival

The moment I realized I had fallen, I knew I wasn’t on this world any more. I felt the air around me swirl, and my stomach lifted. As if to be a violent roller coaster, I dipped and dodged around the things that fell in with me. Remind me never to piss Seer off again. For being pissed though, she was still beautiful, the red hair, her curves and just the way she bosses people around is delicious. Jeff laughed to himself. But I could tell this time, I was in real trouble.

 

Pinkie Pie strutted swiftly and happily along the park pathway. She hummed a blissful tune as she hopped along cutely. As she went along her business, she nodded and said hello to her fellow pony-friends. She made it back into ponyville and into the town center where Sugar Cube Corner was located. She went inside to make an order for herself. She came in and greeted the Cake’s happily and went back into the hallway and into the farthest door. She walked into the door and closed it behind her, locking it. A few hours later, she opened the door showing her hanging a white apron stained with red up on the coat holder on the wall. She came out of the door with a wooden woven basket that had a bump covered by a plaid sheet in it. She walked back out of Sugar Cube Corner and back into the park. She set her basket down and took the plaid sheet from the basket revealing cupcakes, and laid it out on the field in front of her. She then took the basket and set it in front of her shouting out “Cupcakes! Get free cupcakes made by yours truly!”

A crowd came in front of Pinkie Pie as they all grabbed a cupcake happily. As the cupcakes disappeared, Pinkies curiosity peeked. She looked around at the delighted ponies and smiled. These ponies had no idea how truly delicious these cupcakes were to make.

 

 

Chapter two

Partner in Cupcakes

After a few hours, the room was set up as two separate ones. Pinkie Pie had brought some cakes and goodies up for Jeff to snack on, and of course, he helped himself to them. He was beginning to appreciate the persistence of this pink pony.

As Jeff was finishing stuffing himself full of goodies, Pinkie Pie brushed the curtain open and looked in at the bloated colt. She walked over to him and asked him a question in a very serious manner.

“Jeff… You’re not a butcher or a prop maker are you?” Pinkie Pies eyes looked down on him, almost screaming at him. As if to make him only able to say the truth.

“No.. I’m not Pinkie…” Jeff said seriously. He pulled a knife out of his jacket and started to laugh “You see my dear, I am a killer. My full name is Jeff the Killer. I kill to satiate my bloodlust. But recently for money.” Jeff paused.

Pinkie Pies pupils shrunk and with a nervous face started to sweat. She opened her mouth to say something but closed it. She saw his face for the first time.White, red lips torn beyond repair, his eyes lined with black, not blinking. That weird feeling she had before came back.

“But now that you know… I guess.. I’ll just have to help you go. To. SLEEP!” Jeff said dashing towards the pink pony.

SLAM

 

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