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== Prelude ==
ok this is the prelude to my creeppepatsa culled D¡bDesÜ and
read it or else dib will kill you with his mecha blood chainsaw!!!!!! warning this is literaly the scariest thing in beyond the uneverse, so I sugges you listen to extremely happy songs while reading this or els you wil get gosebumps and thos goosebumps will actually be made of geese, which will peck disease into yu until u die
== Story ==
It was a typical day at the
That night later, Zim was carrying a mecha OP-deathly death lazer chainsaw gun. He used it to kill cats, because killing humans was too boring, and he would do it after every kitten he saw was dead. He then saw one neko girl that suspiciously turned out to be that one Zero-G Vocaloid Daina. He prepares his gun, and Daina steals it with really stretchy arms, then burns it in a fire. Then she goes to bed because
Zim awakened to find that the world had gone red. Everything to his sight only had red. But, surprisingly, it was safe from any blood. At least, for now. Zim opened the door, and the knob was soggy. Zim assumed it was nothing. When he went into the next room,
Dib appeared in front of him with a chainsaw. He had that same grim expression from
Zim woke up. He found himself in what seemed to be
I was sitting in my room, daydreaming about Dib getting run over by Kagamine
Zim thought to himself about his regret. Why the f*ck did you let a HUMAN help you?
Zim looked up. It was a hipster-ritualistic forest of an extremely very awfully incredibly exceptionally amazingly ridiculously dark and shadowy black-eyed peas black forest. It was rather blurry though, as is the rest of his eyesight throughout this story that is OOH SO SCAREY. He said,
As we s̶t̶a̶r̶ trekked throughout the woods, Zim heard demonic sounds that were way creepier than the creepiness of what else had happened multiplied by 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666999. Plus infinity. Multiplied by pi. Zim was so scared that he hid behind me, crouching so much to seem as small and withheld as possible with an expression that was of so much misery, pain, and fear that it would strike centillions multiplied by infinity plus 13 billion of sympathy into even the most hard-hearted of souls. I said,
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zim sturted kriyng tears of haipurr-relisitcnezz (sarry if mai grama is bad thes freaky moments maed mai brain almost fulli day out). dibb laffed:
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THE END
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