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That night later, Zim was carrying a mecha OP-deathly death lazer chainsaw gun. He used it to kill cats, because killing humans was too boring, and he would do it after every kitten he saw was dead. He then saw one neko girl that suspiciously turned out to be that one Zero-G Vocaloid Daina. He prepares his gun, and Daina steals it with really stretchy arms, then burns it in a fire. Then she goes to bed because it's like, 1:00 AM. But not after giving Zim an evil, menacing, deadly, malicious, spiteful, maleficent, frightening grin that would strike over 9,000 tons of fear into the bravest of hearts. Zim just shrugged it off. After all, he thought, NOPONY is gonna try and hurt someone as awesome as ZIM! And if they did, they would suffer worse! So he left. Little did Zim know, Daina was up to something with a certain enemy of his with a gigantinormous head (AN: Don't tell Dib I called his head big or else he will chop off MY head). He walked into his living room, and GIR was watching that scene from that The Randomness Show episode Disordered Discord, with Ivy on loop because it was hilarious. Zim saw, but disregarded it. It had nothing to do with anything HE gave a crap about. Zim went to sleep and had a really creepy nightmare, featuring Dib, with a grin even more creepy than the creepiness of Daina's, multiplied by infinity. He killed Zim in his nightmare, and laughed like Mandark, except pitched down and had an echo to it (that's always how he laughs in this creepypasta) 666 times.
Zim awakened to find that the world had gone red. Everything to his sight only had red. But, surprisingly, it was safe from any blood. At least, for now. Zim opened the door, and the knob was soggy. Zim assumed it was nothing. When he went into the next room, Zim's sights were stained ever so
Dib appeared in front of him with a chainsaw. He had that same grim expression from Zim's nightmare, only his teeth were stained with blood. He laughed. Then he said, "This is just great, is it not? Feast your eyes on THIS, Zim!" He prepared his chainsaw, revealed Zim's girlfriend, Rainbonnie Sataness. She also had black eyes. Her formerly rainbow hair was now red, and shorter. She was tied up, and her mouth was duct-taped. She was crying. Dib threw his chainsaw to her, and Zim took it. He frees her from her ropes, but Dib knocks Zim out, and paralyzes him. Then Dib tortures Rainbonnie. Zim wakes up, and sees this. He cries, his tears falling faster than the speed of Sonic The Hedgehog multiplied by 666 sextillion, added to infinity, and then multiplied by 66,613, and his tear amount was bigger than infinity to the 6 septillionth power. Or, at least, he would have, if he weren't so scared. Dib then kills Rainbonnie, drawing Zim to fainting. For 10 hours.
Zim woke up. He found himself in what seemed to be Dib's room, which had the heads of the dead Tallest hanged on the wall. There were skarletins that were skeletons stained in scarlet blood of IRKENS. MaidenMissKey's cover of I'm Sorry I'm Sorry was playing on infinitelooper.com for the sake of playing. And, Zim had been tied up. The tightness of the ropes was huger than infinity times 666 plus 9,001 divided by negative one quadrillion. His mouth was also stitched shut. Dib laughed. Then he pulled out a gigantic threat to Zim. GIR was watching through a window in Dib's house. GIR had heard, "Let's get this show on the road, Zim!" and then "Yeah, yeah! Get it in! Get the **** thing in! I am so pleased now!" out of Dib and then laughed again with a creepy smile. Zim was making muffled groans of severe agony and pain all the time this happened while crying. GIR was shocked. Dib had
I was sitting in my room, daydreaming about Dib getting run over by Kagamine Rin's tractor. Then I heard Zim screaming. This gave me the idea to beat up Dib. I walked to his room, and Zim saw me as he was being killed. Except my hair wasn't purple. It was a blatant blood-red, with different shades of blood-red in a certain part of my hair. Both my pinkies had been wrapped up and broken. I had 666 scars on my face. I also had a blackened eye. He muffled a bunch of stuff. I could
Zim thought to himself about his regret. Why the f*ck did you let a HUMAN help you? Didn't you know that they're the Earth equivalent of Lucifer? Dear god, you are such the stupid, Zim-wh*re! Then Zim told himself that it was his only option. I thought to myself about Hannah Montana, Luka Megurine, Katy Perry, and Slaly Iridarlot all singing a song about erotica (AN if yu donut knou wut thaet iz look iht up dum*zz) Both our thoughts distracted us from the fact that we would fall into a trap door, as we did so. We fell into a wormhole, and in it was demons. One of them looked like Aoki Lapis, except she seemed to have RED eyes, and her diamond was in her hand instead of her green hairband. She tried to throw it at us, and it was really sharp when it got in my eye. I survived, and she disappeared. Next there was Bloody GIR, who caused us pain in ways that I don't even want to express to you. Let's just say it involved the most longest knife I had ever seen (and bloodiest, with god knows how many Irken organs on it).
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Zim looked up. It was a hipster-ritualistic forest of an extremely very awfully incredibly exceptionally amazingly ridiculously dark and shadowy black-eyed peas black forest. It was rather blurry though, as is the rest of his eyesight throughout this story that is OOH SO SCAREY. He said, "I'm going f*cking ANYWHERE, as long as it's far away from Dib-d*ck." So, he went into the forest. Our left was not blocked off in any way, shape or form, I decided to tag along anyway. Litlle did we know, BLOOD was around the corner. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
As we s̶t̶a̶r̶ trekked throughout the woods, Zim heard demonic sounds that were way creepier than the creepiness of what else had happened multiplied by 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666999. Plus infinity. Multiplied by pi. Zim was so scared that he hid behind me, crouching so much to seem as small and withheld as possible with an expression that was of so much misery, pain, and fear that it would strike centillions multiplied by infinity plus 13 billion of sympathy into even the most hard-hearted of souls. I said, "OH F*CKING COME ON, ZIM! IT'S A F*CKING NOT-SUSPICIOUS AT ALL NOT-SCARY IN THE SLIGHTEST EERIE VOICE!" And I shoved him into the forest, which scared him so much, he screamed. The scream attracted GHOSTS. A lot of GHOSTS!! A lot of them had eyes that were JUSTIN BIEBER'S HEAD! The other a lot of ghosts had DOGE'S HEAD for eyes. One of the ghosts, named Doom Bukimina Scarry Evil Edgy Gast Demnon, with Justin Bieber eyes, said "YOU CAME BY
"Everything is said and done, everyone has had their fun, time to make my exit from this FaiRYTaLe", I sang (Dib maed mee get thut sogn stukc in mai hed). I had no clue why, considering that the worst moment in my life happened. I DIED, in lava crossed with blood. Zim survived, just barely. He was on a tiny dry spot in the room, there were many dry spots. But they were very far from each other, and in Braille, all the spots spell NO ESCAPE, ZIM. HE SHALL HAVE YOU, B*TCH. Dib appeared from one of the spots. Dark Woods Circus was playing (a cover by Dib), and Dib sounded like a UTAU made from sound clips from Invader Zim. Dib smiled, a smile that even Satan would be dear terrified of. "W.. Wh-wh-wh-wh-w--wh.. Why a-a-ar-are you doing th-th-t-this to m-me, Dib-w-worm..?" Dib was shocked. "YOU CALL ME DIB-WORM? THAT'S F*CKING RIDICULOUS! IT MUST BE DIB-SAN, DIB-KUN, DIB-CHAN, DIB-
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zim sturted kriyng tears of haipurr-relisitcnezz (sarry if mai grama is bad thes freaky moments maed mai brain almost fulli day out). dibb laffed: "Why are you so (clears throght) ZIMID!!) "B..
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