D¡bDesÜ: Difference between revisions
m
Text replacement - "”" to """
m (Text replacement - "“" to """) |
m (Text replacement - "”" to """) |
||
Line 10:
Zim awakened to find that the world had gone red. Everything to his sight only had red. But, surprisingly, it was safe from any blood. At least, for now. Zim opened the door, and the knob was soggy. Zim assumed it was nothing. When he went into the next room, Zim’s sights were stained ever so much… with BLOOD!! In fact, what Zim saw there was scarier, creepier, redder, more hyper-realistic, but, most of all, bloodier… than BLOOD! Zim was overly dramatically excessively shocked. He even saw organs lying all over the house. He noticed that the Tallest had their eyes gouged out, and a ton of blood fell from out of them. Zim was scarred for life. He had never been THIS horrified ever. In fact, he was so traumatized that his eyes turned a pitch black, because when an Irken is as horrified as Zim here, that’s what happens to their eyes. (btw they stay black for the entire story)
Dib appeared in front of him with a chainsaw. He had that same grim expression from Zim’s nightmare, only his teeth were stained with blood. He laughed. Then he said, "This is just great, is it not? Feast your eyes on THIS, Zim!
Zim woke up. He found himself in what seemed to be Dib’s room, which had the heads of the dead Tallest hanged on the wall. There were skarletins that were skeletons stained in scarlet blood of IRKENS. MaidenMissKey’s cover of I’m Sorry I’m Sorry was playing on infinitelooper.com for the sake of playing. And, Zim had been tied up. The tightness of the ropes was huger than infinity times 666 plus 9,001 divided by negative one quadrillion. His mouth was also stitched shut. Dib laughed. Then he pulled out a gigantic threat to Zim. GIR was watching through a window in Dib’s house. GIR had heard, "Let’s get this show on the road, Zim!
I was sitting in my room, daydreaming about Dib getting run over by Kagamine Rin’s tractor. Then I heard Zim screaming. This gave me the idea to beat up Dib. I walked to his room, and Zim saw me as he was being killed. Except my hair wasn’t purple. It was a blatant blood-red, with different shades of blood-red in a certain part of my hair. Both my pinkies had been wrapped up and broken. I had 666 scars on my face. I also had a blackened eye. He muffled a bunch of stuff. I could translate… he was demanding to leave the h*ll that was this room. When I said no (with a trollface), he threatened to murder a pig, and eat it WITHOUT ME. Dib said, "OH, I HAVE A DATE WITH SATAN!
Zim thought to himself about his regret. Why the f*ck did you let a HUMAN help you? Didn’t you know that they’re the Earth equivalent of Lucifer? Dear god, you are such the stupid, Zim-wh*re! Then Zim told himself that it was his only option. I thought to myself about Hannah Montana, Luka Megurine, Katy Perry, and Slaly Iridarlot all singing a song about erotica (AN if yu donut knou wut thaet iz look iht up dum*zz) Both our thoughts distracted us from the fact that we would fall into a trap door, as we did so. We fell into a wormhole, and in it was demons. One of them looked like Aoki Lapis, except she seemed to have RED eyes, and her diamond was in her hand instead of her green hairband. She tried to throw it at us, and it was really sharp when it got in my eye. I survived, and she disappeared. Next there was Bloody GIR, who caused us pain in ways that I don’t even want to express to you. Let’s just say it involved the most longest knife I had ever seen (and bloodiest, with god knows how many Irken organs on it).
Zim looked up. It was a hipster-ritualistic forest of an extremely very awfully incredibly exceptionally amazingly ridiculously dark and shadowy black-eyed peas black forest. It was rather blurry though, as is the rest of his eyesight throughout this story that is OOH SO SCAREY. He said, "I’m going f*cking ANYWHERE, as long as it’s far away from Dib-d*ck.
As we s̶t̶a̶r̶ trekked throughout the woods, Zim heard demonic sounds that were way creepier than the creepiness of what else had happened multiplied by 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666999. Plus infinity. Multiplied by pi. Zim was so scared that he hid behind me, crouching so much to seem as small and withheld as possible with an expression that was of so much misery, pain, and fear that it would strike centillions multiplied by infinity plus 13 billion of sympathy into even the most hard-hearted of souls. I said, "OH F*CKING COME ON, ZIM! IT’S A F*CKING NOT-SUSPICIOUS AT ALL NOT-SCARY IN THE SLIGHTEST EERIE VOICE!
"Everything is said and done, everyone has had their fun, time to make my exit from this
[[File:DibDesu.png|thumb|220x220px]]
zim sturted kriyng tears of haipurr-relisitcnezz (sarry if mai grama is bad thes freaky moments maed mai brain almost fulli day out). dibb laffed: "Why are you so (clears throght) ZIMID!!) "B.. Becauz… you maek mi wunna kil myzelf.
<br>
<br>
|