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== Prelude ==
ok this is the prelude to my creeppepatsa culled D¡bDesÜ and
read it or else dib will kill you with his mecha blood chainsaw!!!!!! warning this is literaly the scariest thing in beyond the uneverse, so I sugges you listen to extremely happy songs while reading this or els you wil get gosebumps and thos goosebumps will actually be made of geese, which will peck disease into yu until u die
== Story ==
It was a typical day at the
That night later, Zim was carrying a mecha OP-deathly death lazer chainsaw gun. He used it to kill cats, because killing humans was too boring, and he would do it after every kitten he saw was dead. He then saw one neko girl that suspiciously turned out to be that one Zero-G Vocaloid Daina. He prepares his gun, and Daina steals it with really stretchy arms, then burns it in a fire. Then she goes to bed because
Zim awakened to find that the world had gone red. Everything to his sight only had red. But, surprisingly, it was safe from any blood. At least, for now. Zim opened the door, and the knob was soggy. Zim assumed it was nothing. When he went into the next room,
Dib appeared in front of him with a chainsaw. He had that same grim expression from
Zim woke up. He found himself in what seemed to be
I was sitting in my room, daydreaming about Dib getting run over by Kagamine
Zim thought to himself about his regret. Why the f*ck did you let a HUMAN help you?
Zim looked up. It was a hipster-ritualistic forest of an extremely very awfully incredibly exceptionally amazingly ridiculously dark and shadowy black-eyed peas black forest. It was rather blurry though, as is the rest of his eyesight throughout this story that is OOH SO SCAREY. He said, "
As we s̶t̶a̶r̶ trekked throughout the woods, Zim heard demonic sounds that were way creepier than the creepiness of what else had happened multiplied by 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666999. Plus infinity. Multiplied by pi. Zim was so scared that he hid behind me, crouching so much to seem as small and withheld as possible with an expression that was of so much misery, pain, and fear that it would strike centillions multiplied by infinity plus 13 billion of sympathy into even the most hard-hearted of souls. I said, "OH F*CKING COME ON, ZIM!
"Everything is said and done, everyone has had their fun, time to make my exit from this FaiRYTaLe", I sang (Dib maed mee get thut sogn stukc in mai hed). I had no clue why, considering that the worst moment in my life happened. I DIED, in lava crossed with blood. Zim survived, just barely. He was on a tiny dry spot in the room, there were many dry spots. But they were very far from each other, and in Braille, all the spots spell NO ESCAPE, ZIM. HE SHALL HAVE YOU, B*TCH. Dib appeared from one of the spots. Dark Woods Circus was playing (a cover by Dib), and Dib sounded like a UTAU made from sound clips from Invader Zim. Dib smiled, a smile that even Satan would be dear terrified of. "W.. Wh-wh-wh-wh-w--wh.. Why a-a-ar-are you doing th-th-t-this to m-me, Dib-w-worm..?" Dib was shocked. "YOU CALL ME DIB-WORM?
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zim sturted kriyng tears of haipurr-relisitcnezz (sarry if mai grama is bad thes freaky moments maed mai brain almost fulli day out). dibb laffed: "Why are you so (clears throght) ZIMID!!) "B.. Becauz… you maek mi wunna kil myzelf." "I can help you with that." dib sad. suddenli dibb held up 666 tons (literally) of choclate. Suididely, Zim eats the whole 666 tons in 5 seconds. Dib then brought a bucket of the most polluted and hot of water and poured it on zim and he died, smiling the most glee anyone had seen since the beginning of the universe. Dib took the corpse to a universeti where they studied his bodi teh dna recognizer saw him as irken but they thought he hacked there dna recognizer and taht Did kelled an innocent child for no good reson so he wus arrsted and when he died in jall there were bloody hadnprints and text that saed ZIM, MY B*ST*RD… and OH, TO BE ALL MAFFELD AHP AND TIED TO MY BED WITH YOUR EYE STABBED A MILLION F*CKING TIMES and I EM GAAD and ther wuz an blood illustartion of a decayd Zim gaged up and complity ded, with decay everywhere and bloddy scares everywhere that locked like the Japanses wurd "Desu" writin in catkana. The blodd was hopper-realestate. Wen they went to bury hiz body dey saw des and herd a Calne Ca voice reciting
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