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DEN, DEAD BURDS STARTED FALLING OUT OF DA SKY, AND SOME PEOPLE GOT HIT BY DESE DEAD BURDS AND DIED TOO. AND DEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT BUT DA SKELETON DIED TOO! BARAK OBANA, UPON HERING DIS TRAGADE, DIED! MITT RAMNE LAUGHED, BUT DIED OF LAUGHTER. DEN, AT NASA, A ROKET THEY LAUNCHED RAN OUT OF FOOEL, AND DA PEOPLE INSIDE DIED! THE ROCKET FELL TO EARTH AND HIT DA COMAND CENTRRR. EVERYONE IN DERE DIED, EXCEPT FOR A DOG, BECUZ YOU CAN'T KILL DOGS. BUT DEN DA DOG DIED TWO!
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DA END.
==Translated Version==
So, this one day, there was this guy - I think he was a hobo - and he died of an infection. Then, this other guy drove past the alley in his truck. He saw the dead hobo, and he too died, but this time, of a heart attack. His truck proceeded to crash into the school. The truck proceeded to explode, and the school caught on fire. Everyone in the school died. It was reminiscent of the Bath School disaster in 1927, where a man named Andrew Kehoe blew up a school with explosives in his truck.
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Somewhere in North Korea, Kim Jong-un decided to bomb the city of Seoul in South Korea because America couldn't bomb them. They proceeded to bomb Seoul and kill everyone there, including famous pop singer Psy. However, Psy, as well as the Starcraft players, died happily. In response to the bombings, North Korea got nuked by Russia. The mayor of Hiroshima readied the "Stop nuke testing" letter, but died from a gingko tree falling on him. In Russia, while Gerasim Yakovlev was being awarded with the Hero of the Russian Federation medal, Vladimir Putin accidently shot Vladimir Yakovlev in the ass. Gerasim got a guard's gun and stabbed Putin with the bayonet, but Gerasim got killed by three members of the Spetsnaz. Freddrick Gorgote, upon hearing of Gerasim's death, got so happy he stabbed a Follower. But then, a stray nuke from Russia hit the Follower's hideout, killing the Followers.
Somewhere in the ruins of the United States of America, a man known as William Carey published a book on his creation known as Jane the Killer. But then, he died because people hated it. However, Stephanie Meyer and E.L. James died too. Finally, everyone died in the world, except for
The end.
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