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SO DIS ONE DAY, DERE WAS DIS GUY, I TINK HE WAS A HOBO, AND DEN HE DIED. AND DEN DIS GUY DROVE PAST IN HIS TRUCK. HE SAW THE DED HOBEO AND DEN HE DIED OF A HART ATECK. AND HIS TRUCK CRASHED INTO A SCHOOL, AND DA TRUCK EXPLODED, AND DA SCHOOL CAUGHT ON FIRE, AND EVERYONE IN DA SCHOOL DIED LIKE DA GUY IN THE 1920S WHO BLUE UP DA SKEWL WITH DA TRUK..

 

 

DA END.

==Translated Version==

So, this one day, there was this guy - I think he was a hobo - and he died of an infection. Then, this other guy drove past the alley in his truck. He saw the dead hobo, and he too died, but this time, of a heart attack. His truck proceeded to crash into the school. The truck proceeded to explode, and the school caught on fire. Everyone in the school died. It was reminiscent of the Bath School disaster in 1927, where a man named Andrew Kehoe blew up a school with explosives in his truck.

Somewhere in North Korea, Kim Jong-un decided to bomb the city of Seoul in South Korea because America couldn't bomb them. They proceeded to bomb Seoul and kill everyone there, including famous pop singer Psy. However, Psy, as well as the Starcraft players, died happily. In response to the bombings, North Korea got nuked by Russia. The mayor of Hiroshima readied the "Stop nuke testing" letter, but died from a gingko tree falling on him. In Russia, while Gerasim Yakovlev was being awarded with the Hero of the Russian Federation medal, Vladimir Putin accidently shot Vladimir Yakovlev in the ass. Gerasim got a guard's gun and stabbed Putin with the bayonet, but Gerasim got killed by three members of the Spetsnaz. Freddrick Gorgote, upon hearing of Gerasim's death, got so happy he stabbed a Follower. But then, a stray nuke from Russia hit the Follower's hideout, killing the Followers.

 

 

The end.

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