DERPY.AVI - THE LOST CHAPTERS: Difference between revisions

These are the lost chapters of Derpy.avi.

==Chapter 8 - Derpy VS Katawa Shoujo==

I started episode 7. Derpy said "Fuck ponies, I'm getting out of here" and jumped out of Equestria. Then, she went into Katawa Shoujo. I turned on my PC to see what was going on, since I owned KS. I loaded up my save game, and I saw blood everywhere. Derpygiygasheavystupicklesjigglypuffsquidwardsuicideinverted was staring at me. She said "I WILL KILL YOU" and then the ghost of Kenji appeared. He screamed "FEMINIST" and punched Derpy out of the game. Then the game went back to normal.

 

On the TV screen, Derpy was like "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHEUHUEHUEUHEUHE". I told her to shut the fuck up, and she did. She then gave me a hyper-realistic rape face. The episode ended, but Derpy laughed.

==Chapter 9 - Derpy kills everybody except for Twilight Sparkle==

I started ep 8. In this episode, Derpy goes around killing everybody except for Twilight Sparkle. At the 15 minute mark, she falls into a portal and ends up in the 9/11 episode of Happy Appy. Happy Appy says "That's natural, children" before he says "Go away, pony" and Derpy gets pissed, so she eats Happy Appy. Then Forenzik appeared and kicked her out of the show. Derpy then says "TOMORROW I WILL KILL TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!!" and the episode ended.

==Chapter 10 - Twilight Sparkle Dies==

I started episode 9, but I brung my friends Chrono, Lucca, Marle, and Frog. Totally legit, guys. Anyways, I played the episode. Derpy went to the tree library. She brung out a chainsaw and hyper-realistically chopped up Spike, while Twilight Sparkle looked in horror. Then, Twilight Sparkle got attacked, and it looked like something from cupcakes. Then, Princess Celestia breaks in, and tries to kill Derpy. Derpy then uses the Heavy's powers and does the gun hand thing and pows Celestia. Then, Jeff walks in, and the episode ends.

 

Frog: Overreacting, much?

==Chapter 11 - Derpy Dies==

I started episode 10, but I brought not only just the cast of Chrono Trigger, but the cast of Dragonball Z, Spongebob Squarepants, and Kingdom Hearts. Still totally legit, guys.

 

AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT

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