DOLAN VS PATRIXXX

SO ONCE DOLAN WUZ LIKE "hey patrix did u kno u hav 2 fingrs" AND PATRIXXX WUZ LIEK "OH CEWL. WAIT A SEC ARE YOU TRYING TO FOLL THE GREAT PATRIXXX?!?!?!?" AND DOLAN WUZ LIKE "patrexx pls." and PATRIXXX USED THE GOAR BLAST BUT DOLAN GOT HIS FRIEND GOOBY AND USED HIM AS A MEAT SHIELD AND I DIED!