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"Kewl" I say out loud, and I spammed the A button to begin. It's strange though. Instead of the bright, happy music in the intro, it instead played the theme to Lavender town. I assumed the game was old, and it was probably just bugging out.
 
I have a choice of 3 characters: KermiXXXX, SmileDoge, and PATRIXXXX. I choose SmileDoge, obviously. The game starts out in lavender town, and, I see Ghost from that semi decent Creepypasta. I run from him into the Lavender tower. I then see me, In the game. "What the Heck?" I shouted. My dickhead brother tells me to shut up. I tell him he's a bellend and an accident and he goes upstairs and cries. I hear a gunshot, it's probably just from the game <s>wait that's just as bad</s> I am calmed as I realize the sound just came from upstairs. Few! I look back down to see the ghost looking up at me through the gameboyGameBoy screen. I stare back and he dives out the screen and we have a fight. Thee fight played out just like the original Chicken fight from Family guy, Y'know! Anyway, I keep on fighting, and eventually I grab a bat and smash him around the head with it. EVL PATRIXXXX comes out of nowhere and starts attacking me (at this point, wwe'erere on a large truck on a motorway). I kick him off the truck and watch his blood splatterdsplattered remains fall onto the VW beetle behind us.
 
"You deserve it!" I shout at the VW driver.
 
"oh... yeah patrickPatrick you probably deserve it too." I whisper.
 
God that felt good. I'm a pyschopsycho killer now.
 
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