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I was at the music store and the guy at the counter told me to buy dis album. I didn't want it, but the guy told me that i had to buy it because it could cure me of my fat wife. That was enough to convince me and i gave him all of my money. I looked at the back of the album and it told meh to play the album at 8 volume on my CD player and play it backwards. That sounds demonic to me butt i didn't care. I just want my wife ded so i can have her monee.
It took me 2 whole days to get back home, and by the then all my body fat was bye-bye, and I was all muscular looking. I came home and my wife beat me for not being home for four days, but then told me she wanted fuck since I looked beautiful. I told her i brought music for her and put it i the CD player, following the instructions. After about ten seconds she exploded, and she and her ugly fat bewbs were gone from my life forever. However, the CD shot out of the CD player and decapitated my head too for some reason. And that's how i ended up here in Hell.
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